Here are our favourite parenting Tweets of the week from some of the parents we follow on Twitter. Follow ParentDish UK on Twitter to join the discussion!
@omgmummyWhy must my baby snore so loudly? Is it so spite me so I can't sleep?
Caroljs Its only just gone 8 and already want to sell my daughter this morning! Any takers?
@childrensjewell: just got an email saying hurry treat yourself to a boob job..... If only I wasn't so busy this afternoon
@dulwichmum OHMYGOD! A 21 year old au pair, with a figure like a bag of grapefruit, wearing my outfit, just knocked on the front door! How satisfying!!!
amylaneI've been added to a list called 'capricious' - hmmmm.... is this good or bad??
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