When we heard Ashton Kutcher and Rafael Nafal were making an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, we're not going to lie - there was more than a little movement on our teenage crush-o-meter.
Then we remembered that Ashton is currently going through a face hair thing in the manner of Brad Pitt.
Anyway, we were going to try to approach the situation with love and understanding (as we imagine Demi is doing, while casually leaving Gillette coupons in the pockets of all his trousers) and then there was a bow tie and a pastel suit.
Ashton, you CANNOT accessorise what you believe to be a Colin Farrell/Heath Ledger beard with Pee Wee Herman's wardrobe.
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