Even attending Dolly Parton's concert at the O2 last night could not have prepared us for the sparkle explosion that was the Strictly Come Dancing launch.
There was fringing! and sequins! and a ridiculous amount of flesh! and we have pictures!
WARNING: if you are prone to migraines or are quietly nursing a hangover and covertly browsing the interweb either don a pair of sunglasses, turn down the brightness on your monitor or wait until the headache tablets kick in before examining our gallery.