We do love a good Soap awards. Not because we love a good Soap opera, but because we love observing (from a safe distance) the Soap stars descending together in one place, in all their shiny, smiley glory.
Okay, okay, so some of them don't look terrible - just a bit boring. But boring does not a decent red carpet round-up make.
We're not being mean. We're just being honest. Click through our gallery below and judge for yourselves. Then leave your comments below.