"They actually make quite a nice couple."
"Was that Marchesa dress made for someone a lot larger than her and then altered at the last moment? Because that bust business looks funky"
(Answer: Yes and there's only so much that tit tape can achieve)
"Doesn't 'pouvoir' mean 'pepper'? The Steps of Pepper? Really? Oh wait, it means 'power' - that makes a lot more sense."
"Is Stacy Keibler really tall or is George Clooney really small?"
And with that last question in mind there was a quick trip to Google. Apparently she is around the 5ft 11in mark and he is an incredibly specific 5ft 10.75in.
Taking into account the fact that a lady likes (or at least feels obliged) to wear heels on the red carpet, we're thinking George needs to invest in some taller hair. Like Jedward taller hair.
If you're planning your own red carpet date with Clooney, look no further than our MyDaily store stylish strapless gowns - including Stacy Keibler's:
P.S. The long train of that dress is surely an accident waiting to happen, in the manner of the gallery below: