Christina Aguilera Goes Out And Forgets Her Trousers Again

Do you think Christina Aguilera read our memo about the fishnets not being trousers? If she did we think she took the wrong message from the whole thing. Xtina, we didn't mean to imply that it was the type of tights that was the problem, it's the fact that YOU ARE WEARING TIGHTS AS TROUSERS AT ALL.