Great news, cat lovers, John Hemming's cat has been found alive and well today. Beauty the cat was stolen from the MP's lover's home by his wife.
Cats are so much more then the meat in an awkward political love sandwich. They can ably fix your computer, moderate your blog content and yell at your underlings, as demonstrated by the evidence below.
On a less adorable note, cat fur is a major problem for good ol' upright harddrives. Cat-proofing your computer is easy though. Just keep your keyboard covered when you're not around, slip a loose cover over the fan intake, and vacuum the fuzz when you can.
Have we missed your favourite lolcat? Do let us know.