Things that are upsetting first thing in the morning:
1. Finding the milk you have poured in your tea and all over your cereal has gone off. Badly.
2. Opening your email while eating a 'funsize' (HAH) chocolate bar to get the taste of sour milk out of your mouth to find Miranda Kerr looking unfairly hot in a sexy circus ringmaster outfit.
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