Liz Jones Daily Mail: I Stole My Boyfriend's Sperm To Get Pregnant

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The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 03/11/11 10:56 GMT Updated: 03/11/11 11:07 GMT

Liz Jones, the Daily Mail columnist, has sparked outrage, amusement and bemusement after claiming she once stole her boyfriend’s sperm so she could get pregnant.

In Thursday’s stomach-churning confession, tagged online as: "Liz Jones makes her most shocking confession yet," she talks about her longing desire to have a child.

Jones reveals that during a particularly broody time of her life (in her late 30s if you must know) she hatched a cunning plan.

She tells the Daily Mail’s millions of readers that despite her boyfriend, Trevor, being "wildly unsuitable" because he didn’t want children she: "Resolved to steal his sperm from him in the middle of the night.

"I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.

"The ‘theft’ itself was alarmingly easy to carry out. One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo."

It doesn’t end there.

"As it turned out, my attempts to get pregnant by Trevor failed, and shortly afterwards he and I split up.

"But my dreams of motherhood persisted, and I resorted to similarly secretive methods to conceive in my next relationship."

Now Twitter has been deluged with reaction to the article and "Liz Jones" has become Thursday's second-top trending term in the UK.

MP Louise Mensch tweeted: "Enough Liz Jones tweets please. I just had breakfast."

Lauren Laverne added: "In all seriousness, am worried for Liz Jones."

Alex Goy said: "Liz Jones' latest piece in in the Mail is one of the most vile chunks of prose ever thrown onto a page. How that got through I do not know."

And Naiomi Madden-Smith tweeted: "Well I have never heard so much rubbish in all my life. Not all women are that devious Liz Jones!"

Do you agree with Liz Jones? What is the most extreme thing you’ve done to get pregnant? Tell us by commenting below.

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Liz Jones, the Daily Mail columnist, has sparked outrage, amusement and bemusement after claiming she once stole her boyfriend’s sperm so she could get pregnant. In Thursday’s stomach-churning ...
Liz Jones, the Daily Mail columnist, has sparked outrage, amusement and bemusement after claiming she once stole her boyfriend’s sperm so she could get pregnant. In Thursday’s stomach-churning ...
 
 
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floodberg
Attorney (ret.)
02:14 AM on 11/04/2011
I really feel for her hubby and bf, and I hope boyfriend puts up a response.  I never thought much of her but to admit this publicly is just astounding; she's got that 'if I want it, I can justify it' sociopath attitude down pat.  I'm not surprised she's alone; np guy deserves to be treated like that.
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one1byke
Easy no Man.
10:55 PM on 11/03/2011
Nothing new. Most are trifling.
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HufferDave87
Give me the facts, then I'll decide...
06:10 PM on 11/03/2011
What a horrible witch.
04:11 PM on 11/03/2011
Liz Jones - 'deep sigh'.This confession confirms everything I already suspected about her. The only thing more distasteful than her attempted DIY-IVF is her ignominious need to have her ego fed from people talking about her in outrage. She's one classy lady - I bet her ex-boyfriends rue the day they separated.
03:13 PM on 11/03/2011
There is an entire political movement to make sure that women don't have to reproduce against their will. Why do we have the situation where the man can be? I think reproductive rights need to be looked at again in this country.
SouthernYankeeBelle
Dream Big,Work Hard & don't let anyone tell you no
11:01 AM on 11/03/2011
This is disgusting. Will the father of this child be forced to pay child support? Surely she could of found someone who would be glad to father her child. Shame on her. To put this in print you got crazies out there will try to copycat her. Way to go lady.