Zimbabwe: Man Collapses After Ordering Prostitute, Only To Be Met By His Daughter

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The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 30/11/11 11:57 GMT Updated: 30/11/11 12:28 GMT

A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building.

According to the Zimbabwe News, Ncube ordered the prostitute as he was experiencing marital problems.

“I am sorry for what I did,” he said. “I spoke to my wife and my daughter… I apologised for my actions because I just wanted my family back."

Ncube said his daughter was no longer working as a prostitute and was planning to return to school.

"My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage," he added.

On hearing the news, his wife said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago.”

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A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his daughter turned up at the door. Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him ...
A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his daughter turned up at the door. Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him ...
 
 
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06:37 PM on 12/05/2011
Geez papa you are a real winner, arent ya? cant blame the girl but you can blame the buck
10:39 AM on 12/04/2011
Funniest thing I read today. Talk about " rolling your own ".
07:00 PM on 12/06/2011
nice one lol
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Christos Palmer
Χριστός Παλμερ
01:26 AM on 12/04/2011
Opps!
07:07 PM on 12/04/2011
I was going to say that. Humph!
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MissTake1989
Equal means equal, hypocrites.
03:47 PM on 12/03/2011
You reap what you sow.

Literally, in this case.
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Reikoku Jaken
My economic philosophy? Pragmatism
07:27 AM on 12/03/2011
Ouch, serious ouch.
08:25 PM on 12/02/2011
family discount price!!!
07:37 PM on 12/02/2011
Did he get his money back?
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Christos Palmer
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01:28 AM on 12/04/2011
No, but he was offered a 50% discount for the next one.
07:01 PM on 12/06/2011
nah, she just used it as pocket money for that week
06:31 PM on 12/02/2011
So he can afford to stay in hotel's whilst his daughter is prostituting herself to survive in Mugabe's Zimbabwe. Has this man been living off her takings in the past?
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Reikoku Jaken
My economic philosophy? Pragmatism
07:25 AM on 12/03/2011
Hey, while you're out there reading people's minds and showing general omniscience, would you care to get Dick Cheney's bank account routing numbers for me?
12:44 AM on 12/14/2011
Mugabe Zimbabwe? very stupid
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LiberalBuzz
Voting republican is voting against America.
05:32 PM on 12/02/2011
Ah I got that one beat. Went to stag party and porn was being shown along with the usual strippers and girl in porn was daughter of one of the guests.
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Michael Kittredge
sigh
12:23 PM on 12/03/2011
"that's my girl!"
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catbyte
Anishinaabe in MI
05:26 PM on 12/02/2011
Wasn't this the plot of a Lifetime Movie of the Week?!?
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rysagr
whip me beat me just don't bore me to death
05:20 PM on 12/02/2011
so i guess they didn't do it
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Michael Kittredge
sigh
12:24 PM on 12/03/2011
It took about 6 minutes to recognize her, when she turned her head and looked back over her shoulder at him.
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Trilby
Like candy for dinner.
04:51 PM on 12/02/2011
It was bound to happen someday somewhere. Good thing he noticed and collapsed BEFORE....
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PrettyBaBy
Just let me live my life!
04:05 PM on 12/02/2011
That's what he gets for hiring prostitutes in the first place. If there weren't a big market out there for them, maybe his daughter would have gotten a legitimate job. He needs to spend more time with family, obviously.
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Michael Kittredge
sigh
12:25 PM on 12/03/2011
We know the world is overflowing with "legitimate" jobs these days (eyeroll)
03:50 PM on 12/02/2011
It all happened because God is good and has plans for them.
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Justin Seybert
...but why male models?
05:26 PM on 12/02/2011
How dare you pretend to know the mind of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Kali03
I am an Obama supporter
05:53 PM on 12/02/2011
Quite right. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only one who can answer the mysteries of the universe, such as "Carbonara or Primavera?" and "Turkey meatballs? Or ground beef?"

Let no human be so bold as to try to question the mysteries of faith.
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brooklyncitizen
Soror quaerens lucem
03:38 PM on 12/02/2011
GOd works in mysterious ways.
That sounds like a blessing in disguise.Nothing like getting the truth out .
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carlgt1
07:27 AM on 12/05/2011
or maybe Wholly Babblin' Jeebus could have just kept the girl from being a hooker in the first place?
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brooklyncitizen
Soror quaerens lucem
03:48 AM on 12/06/2011
guess you are too illiterate to know about free will