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Twitter Jokes Of The Day: Thursday, 8 December 2011

The Huffington Post UK   Andrea Mann   First Posted: 08/12/11 17:50   Updated: 10/12/11 08:12

Now, we know there's nothing funny about a hurricane. Well, unless it's this trampoline. Or one of the jokes below.

Because, after a hiatus of A WHOLE DAY - sorry about that, I was Christmas shopping/on strike/not looking at my Twitter feed for a few hours - we're back with the latest round-up of today's funniest tweets. So far. Always: so far. Because people are funny after 6pm, too! Except in Singapore, where they're asleep. And also: not that funny.

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Now, we know there's nothing funny about a hurricane. Well, unless it's this trampoline. Or one of the jokes below. Because, after a hiatus of A WHOLE DAY - sorry about that, I was Christmas shopp...
Now, we know there's nothing funny about a hurricane. Well, unless it's this trampoline. Or one of the jokes below. Because, after a hiatus of A WHOLE DAY - sorry about that, I was Christmas shopp...
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13:24 on 09/12/2011
9 of 27.
"It’s a little known fact that turkeys actually did vote for Christmas. Afterwards, many complained they found the ballot papers confusing."
Pollster’s suggest that this was due to similarities with the Egyptian system. In that many claw prints were inadvertently placed against the crackers emblem.
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01:50 on 09/12/2011
I used to be funny, then i took an arrow to the knee.
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