Hats off to one Mr. Conor Guicha for taking this YouTube video of a runaway trampoline. And for shouting "TRAMPOLINE! TRAMPOLINE!", of course.
Pointing his mobile phone camera outside his Fife home to record the jaw-dropping 165mph winds seen up in Scotland and northern England, he managed to capture a once-in-a-lifetime shot.
That's right, a trampoline rolling down the street. Needless to say, he did what all of us would do in the same situation... he shouted "TRAMPOLINE! TRAMPOLINE!" and made a nice little viral video for himself.
Affectionately (or not, for the most part) known as "Hurricane Bawbag" up in Scotland, the storms have seen bridges close, people hiding in their homes and now... runaway trampolines.
Just when you think you've seen it all, there's this. It's a weird, weird world out there, and no mistake.