Apocalypse 2012: The Year-Long Countdown To The End Of The World Begins Today

Huffington Post   Alastair Plumb First Posted: 21/12/11 15:15 Updated: 21/12/11 15:22

There's been a movie about it, there's been a totally unreliable American preacher about it, there's even been a stone slab about it - so it must be true, the end of the world is exactly one year away.

The 21st of December, 2012 - which is extra satisfying when it's written out as 21/12/2012, or as America would have it, 12/21/2012 - will be the day of reckoning according to the Mayan calendar, which runs out of days on exactly that date.

If all of this is to be believed, we only have 365 days to enjoy on this beloved planet of ours, presuming that (SPOILER!) Roland Emmerich's film is wrong and not all of us survive.

What will you do with the rest of your days on earth? Consider this festive season your chance to evaluate your bucket list... a ho-ho-ho.

Still, who benefits from all this apocalyptic mumbo jumbo? The Mexican tourism industry, for one, with The Daily Telegraph reporting that their expected visitors are set to double over 2012: "Mexico's tourism agency expects to draw 52 million visitors by next year only to the regions of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche."

That said,
The Daily Mail points out
that the "2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar, not the end of the world," meaning that this special day we've just a year away from is a message of hope, not something to be feared.

But if you are dead set on believing the doombringers, you might want to note ABC's comment that "The Mayans predicted a final event that included a solar shift, a Venus transit and violent earthquakes," or any number of tub-thumping end-of-the-world types online, who predict far, far, worse.

The date in question has become set into the popular subconcious thanks to the Mayan Long Count calendar, which began in in 3,114 B.C. This calendar highlighted "Baktuns" - 394-year periods of time - and that their sacred number, 13 was especially significant, heralding the end of an era.

You'll never guess which Baktun we're coming to the end of next year then? You got it.

Now the question is: will you be counting down the days? What are your armageddon preparations? Or do you not given a flying Mayan? Let us know in the comment box below.

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There's been a movie about it, there's been a totally unreliable American preacher about it, there's even been a stone slab about it - so it must be true, the end of the world is exactly one year away...
There's been a movie about it, there's been a totally unreliable American preacher about it, there's even been a stone slab about it - so it must be true, the end of the world is exactly one year away...
 
 
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16:26 on 27/12/2011
Read the top end of the world predictions of all time including Mother Shiptons great story of 1881 plus many more.
http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/10/end-of-world-end-of-time-oct-21-2011.html
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03:33 on 25/12/2011
I will worry one year from tomorrow!
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21:55 on 23/12/2011
Cant Wait!
hahahhaha
Im ready for fittest to rise...
If your stuck in an in-flexible post-consumerism mindset then you might be in trouble...maybe!
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15:12 on 23/12/2011
"If all of this is to be believed, we only have 365"
shaking days to Cataclysm.

"your chance to evaluate your bucket list..."
and make sure one is available, should one need to kick one.

"the 2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar, not the end of the"
velodrome itself.

"What are your armageddon preparations?"
Armageddon out of here. But seriously. Who would take advice from those who couldn’t take care of their own survival?
08:38 on 23/12/2011
I think humanity is gonna level up. Kinda like in World of Warcraft. Our XP is at the max level.
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04:39 on 22/12/2011
Oh God not again, please God no, just stop it now!
The old ‘ha fooled you’ trick is wearing thin, I never got your sense of humour anyway, it’s just not funny.
And by the way its not going to be funnier if it really happens and we all think ‘Oh! he’s at it again, just ignore it’.
16:34 on 21/12/2011
what is shortening the life of the earth is solar panels the chinese have researched this and each panel takes heat away from the earth
it is very serious for future earthlings
16:32 on 21/12/2011
394 x 13 = 5122
5122 - 3,114 = 2008???
18:58 on 21/12/2011
We are currently using the Julian Calendar, which requires adding an extra day to our calendar every 4 years (leap year) to compensate for the inaccuracy of the Julian counting method.

The Mayan calendar was, ironically, more accurate and did not need this correction.

5122 Mayan years divided by 4 (Julian leap year adjustment period) = 1280 days that need to be added back in, in order to convert to Julian. 1280 divided by 365 = 3.5 years.

Please note: This is a VERY rough estimate of explaining why its not 2008. Adding back in one day every 4 years is not totally accurate, especially over thousands of years.
19:05 on 21/12/2011
Sorry, the Julian calendar was the first to use leap years, we are now using the Gregorian calendar, which uses leap years every 4 years. Trying to do too many things at once.
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00:30 on 23/12/2011
thanks for clearing up the disparity. good job.