Who names their Bichon Frise "Quark"? Who names their chocolate labrador "Riley"? Who pits the two of them against each other in a attention-seeking battle of cuteness?
YouTuber DeLola3100, that's who.
Her latest video, called "Riley Mimics Quark", shows the admittedly very cute Quark being smothered with attention and dog treats as Riley looks on a couple of steps behind, staring obediently as his rival gets everything he wants.
Eventually, he starts doing the same things Quark does in a desperate attempt to get himself some love - even edging closer at one point to drive the message home.
At the risk of spoiling the video, we don't tell you the "ending", but know this: it's cute. Very cute.
But hell, what were you expecting? Rocket launchers? A treatise on the meaning of existence itself? Or a video of a cat on catnip? Because if you were interested in seeing a cat on catnip, DeLola3100 has that sorted too. Got the lot, this YouTuber does.