Come On, Own Up - Who Let Geri Loose With Her Felt Tips?

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First Posted: 2/02/2012 12:51 Updated: 2/02/2012 13:06

Well I think we know how this one went.

Geri - who is terrrrribly busy - walks into the design meeting at Next HQ.

Geri: "Listen up everyone, this won't take long. I've come up with the BEST idea for my next collection. You'll never guess what it is."

Next employee: "Errrrm, is it the Union..."

Geri: "Errr, hello? I'm talking. Yep, my idea is to design a range based on my totes amazeballs, and let's face it, iconic Union Jack dress. Any questions? No? Good. I'll finish the designs in the car on my way to pilates and email them over in like, 10 mins. Girl Power!"

Or something like that.

Yep, if you want (really, really want) to look like Geri circa 1997 then you're in luck because the artist-formerly-known-as-Ginger-Spice has designed a whole range of outfits featuring the Union Jack.

Well, it is the Queen's Diamond Jubilee this year.

The range will be available in selected Next stores from early March with prices starting at £18.

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Well I think we know how this one went. Geri - who is terrrrribly busy - walks into the design meeting at Next HQ. Geri: "Listen up everyone, this won't take long. I've come up with the BEST...
Well I think we know how this one went. Geri - who is terrrrribly busy - walks into the design meeting at Next HQ. Geri: "Listen up everyone, this won't take long. I've come up with the BEST...
Well I think we know how this one went. Geri - who is terrrrribly busy - walks into the design meeting at Next HQ. Geri: "Listen up everyone, this won't take long. I've come up with the BEST...
Well I think we know how this one went. Geri - who is terrrrribly busy - walks into the design meeting at Next HQ. Geri: "Listen up everyone, this won't take long. I've come up with the BEST...
 
 
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azbenahmed
12:28 PM on 02/04/2012
Someone needs to teach Geri how to apply fake tan... her knees and ankles could do with a good scrub!
12:56 AM on 02/04/2012
Supposedly, Geri Halliwell's original Union flag dress was rustled up from a couple of tea towels, but based on that picture it was nothing of the sort. Anyway, are these designs patriotic for 2012 Olympics and Diamond Jubilee year, or just derivative?
11:41 AM on 02/03/2012
Yes, I think you'll find she hasn't designed them at all, any more than vacuous nitwits write novels when they can barely read.
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Bubba Gump
Christian, Liberal, Former NCO -- US Army Reserve
10:23 AM on 02/03/2012
The British are coming! The British are coming! Tell Sarah Palin to ring her Paul Revere bells! :-)
09:02 AM on 02/03/2012
another has been trying to cash in
09:02 AM on 02/03/2012
i wonder how long before the pc brigade have it banned for being racist
06:09 AM on 02/03/2012
The dark leggy models in the backround look fab then there's Gerry in the middle lol she was never a looker bless her!
09:50 PM on 02/02/2012
I dont think anyone will be proud enough of 'Great Britian' to wear any of it!
08:38 PM on 02/02/2012
If someone were to ask me what Halliwell would use as a motif for her clothing designs, I would immediately say "Union Flag". Not because it's iconic, but because she apparently doesn't have the brain power to think of something original.
08:35 PM on 02/02/2012
Who cares?
08:03 PM on 02/02/2012
I met a girl once wearing less than that through that secretshag.co.uk
07:54 PM on 02/02/2012
Oh dear! And I always thought Next had good taste.
06:50 PM on 02/02/2012
I think someone's living in the past, yes Geri I'm talking about you! Just because you were famous for wearing a Union Jack dress in the 90's that doesn't mean designing your own Union Jack range would be a good idea because you can't seek fame any other way....
05:32 PM on 02/02/2012
What a load of negativity...people always moaning about lack of patriotism...now moaning about wearing it! No pleasing some people!
04:01 PM on 02/02/2012
Well,its all going to be out of date and politicaly incorrect if Alex Salmond has his way. You cant have blue on the flag, when Scotland are will no longer a part of the Union can you ?.