Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (you've probably heard of her - The Artist Formerly Known As Kate Middleton) is spending Valentine's Day up in Liverpool doing Duchess things like visiting charities and being photographed wearing coats.
Today's coat is the brown Unlimited Celeste Flared Coat from high street retailer Hobbs (sizes 14-16 still available for £182, y'all). Todays tights, heels, dress (we're using our Duchess knowledge to guess there's a form-fitting black knitted dress under there), clutch and eyeliner are black. Today's hair is the classic Kate chestnut tumble.
Step aside Prince William because this here Valentine's cake is a present for the Duchess from eight-year-old Jaqson Johnston-Lynch.
Note to Jaqson: MyDaily debate writer Olivia Solon would be pleased with your shunning of traditional Valentine's anonymity.
Note to Wills: You are now competing with the adorable and edible gifts of an eight-year-old so you'll have to up your game or play the "Well I definitely posted it - perhaps it got lost on the way from the Falklands but it was REALLY NICE" card.