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What's Eating Chris Brown?

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First Posted: 20/02/2012 16:21 Updated: 20/02/2012 17:26

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Errrm, that'll be seagulls. Literally.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap etc, etc.

Poor old Chris came under attack from a group of the birds as he sunned himself on the beach in Miami.

That'll teach him to share his chips.

It seems even our feathered friends aren't big fans of the singer. Maybe they've caught wind of the rumour that he's teamed up with his ex Rihanna - who he was convicted of assaulting three years ago - on a remix of her track Birthday Cake.

Yes, really.

News of the collaboration comes hot on the heels of several sightings of Ri-Ri and Brown partying at the same Hollywood club, leading to speculation that a reconciliation could be on the cards.

Let's hope Rihanna - currently in the UK for London Fashion Week and the Brit Awards - finds herself a nice, polite British gent who knows how to treat a lady instead, eh?

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Errrm, that'll be seagulls. Literally. Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap etc, etc. Poor old Chris came under attack from a group of the birds as he sunned himself on the beach in Miami.
Errrm, that'll be seagulls. Literally. Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap etc, etc. Poor old Chris came under attack from a group of the birds as he sunned himself on the beach in Miami.
Errrm, that'll be seagulls. Literally. Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap etc, etc. Poor old Chris came under attack from a group of the birds as he sunned himself on the beach in Miami.
Errrm, that'll be seagulls. Literally. Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap etc, etc. Poor old Chris came under attack from a group of the birds as he sunned himself on the beach in Miami.
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gimmeanamethen
saying it like it is
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20:07 on 13/03/2012
well if the press are to be belived then i guess it's rihanna that's eating him.
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Noah Cross
Flying to London for some bangers and mash
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23:18 on 20/02/2012
So if I beat up Rihanna can I come to her birthday party too?
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rawulom
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22:45 on 20/02/2012
Shame on you for trying to spin such nonsense about Chris Brown. Why cant you guys just be decent enough to let him be? I dont think he has done bad things than you all.
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Noah Cross
Flying to London for some bangers and mash
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23:17 on 20/02/2012
I may be wrong but I suspect most posters here haven't put a woman in the hospital using our fists to beat her face.
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vividrick
I came, I saw...I had a cup of tea!
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20:10 on 20/02/2012
The birds know a worm when they see one!
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DafyddHuw
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18:55 on 20/02/2012
Who's Chris Brown?
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hsrv
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20:06 on 21/02/2012
You know who he is.
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mrsshakespeare
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18:39 on 20/02/2012
A bird fights back!
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Seamus OMalley
My micro-bio is no longer empty.
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18:23 on 20/02/2012
Pull your pants up, ya goof.
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theroundearth
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01:58 on 21/02/2012
He's on a beach, he should put them down.
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UltimateDuck
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17:38 on 20/02/2012
Chris Brown is Spencer Pratt in light brown face singing songs to tweens. what an irrelevant man.
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LiberianGirl20
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00:37 on 21/02/2012
I don't really like him, but if he is so irrelevant, then why are you talking about him?
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UltimateDuck
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17:46 on 21/02/2012
in that case nobody could ever describe anything as irrelevant.
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hsrv
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20:07 on 21/02/2012
It makes them feel better about their own life etc.
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