Pancake Day 2012: The Best Twitter Jokes

21/02/2012 11:10 GMT | Updated 21/02/2012 11:42 GMT

If there's one thing that Twitter loves more than a celebrity dying, it's a national event that it can rally around and make terrible jokes about.

Such as today.

Yes, it's Shrove Tuesday (the day before Sheffield Wednesday) - so just in case you give a toss, here are some Pancake Day jokes. Enjoy. And don't forget the real reason we're celebrating it.

(Note: all 'crap/crêpe' jokes have been excluded except for one, because it used the correct circumflex accent.)

Pancake Day jokes