Colin Smith, Former RAF Serviceman, Caught Urinating On A War Memorial

Urination Memorial

First Posted: 22/02/2012 10:11 Updated: 22/02/2012 10:48

A veteran has been fined after being caught urinating on a war memorial.

Former RAF serviceman Colin Smith, 47, was branded a "disgrace" by Joan Fenwick, the chairman of the magistrates' bench at Hartlepool court, during his hearing.

Smith admitted the incident, which happened earlier in February, telling the court he attempted to urinate as "discreetly as possible" after he was caught out when he needed the toilet on the way back from a night out.

"I toddled off home in desperate need of a wee basically, and unfortunately it’s been publicised about the lack of public toilet facilities in Hartlepool town centre.

"So I was unable to relieve myself. I often visit churches and war memorials because I like to be close to them.

"I decided, as peacefully and discreetly as possible, to have a wee. I will put my hands up to that in a peaceful and guilty way."

Lilian Atkinson, prosecuting, said Smith was "clearly drunk."

Magistrate Fenwick told Smith: "Of all the people, I wouldn’t have expected you to have done that. It was disgraceful."

Smith was fined £115 and ordered to pay costs and a victim surcharge.

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A veteran has been fined after being caught urinating on a war memorial. Former RAF serviceman Colin Smith, 47, was branded a "disgrace" by Joan Fenwick, the chairman of the magistrates' bench at H...
A veteran has been fined after being caught urinating on a war memorial. Former RAF serviceman Colin Smith, 47, was branded a "disgrace" by Joan Fenwick, the chairman of the magistrates' bench at H...
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hearthammer
If left is right and right is wrong, decide!
04:10 PM on 02/22/2012
Why not the same sentence as Charlie Gilmour?
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Norman Mitchison
03:47 PM on 02/22/2012
Wee through Councillors letter boxes until they re-open toilets. Having said that he was disrespectful.
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beenzrgud
Can't say what I'd like to here.
03:34 PM on 02/22/2012
He should have pissed down a grid.
03:27 PM on 02/22/2012
I hope any pension that he is getting is CANCELLED immediately !
01:35 PM on 02/22/2012
Disgusting man with no respect. Needs 150 hours community service cleaning memorials, statues and walls.
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David Daisy May Boldock
Yorkshire..Gods Own Country
02:28 PM on 02/22/2012
And pissers
02:59 PM on 02/22/2012
Why , where are all the toilets? they've been closed down, so what can you do if caught short, the only thing I can think of, is urinate on council property, or better still a councilors property
until they re-open them
01:29 PM on 02/22/2012
Perhaps he was fed up with the way the governments have pi**ed all over servicemen for years?
03:59 PM on 02/22/2012
A very good point.
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denspark1560
01:16 PM on 02/22/2012
I have some sympathy for anyone caught out like this, but come on, there are plenty of other places he could have targetted.
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stevesheff
02:22 PM on 02/22/2012
Ditto
01:06 PM on 02/22/2012
115 quid??? Is that all???
01:46 PM on 02/22/2012
Will you pay 20p to have a wee. come on be sensible and sympathetic. Its clear he wasnt being malicious
04:04 PM on 02/22/2012
Taking the P*ss!
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01:02 PM on 02/22/2012
If he knew there was a lack of public facilities in Hartlepool, what about using the toilet in the pub he came from.
03:06 PM on 02/22/2012
sounds like you don't drink ,everyone knows that once you have been to the loo, you have to go regularly.the toilets were put there for a reason, the councils have no rights to close them without providing a replacement. Nature is stronger than the law.
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05:59 PM on 02/22/2012
So it doesn't matter where you p*ss if you're drunk?
11:54 AM on 02/22/2012
He should have been fined ten times that.