It's actress Kate Beckinsale at the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards nominations press conference:
"The most unerotic negligee we've seen in a very long time"
It would also get a two out of five star rating. We were originally thinking a one star because it's so uninspiring but one star is still a distinction - albeit a dubious one - hence it's bumped up to two and will hopefully be forgotten in the fullness of time.
What about you? What star rating would you offer for Kate's lacy garment?
(EDIT: You know we're talking solely about the dress, right? We'd never be as foolish as to say that her legs looked anything less than fantastic!)
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