Funnyexam.com's Funniest Exam Answers, From 'Hores' To Exotic Dancers
A website has become an internet sensation after inviting teachers to submit their students' funniest exam paper answers.
Funnyexam.com contains submissions from both the US and UK and invites visitors to rate their favourite. Entries also include teachers' letters home...and the parents' response.
We've picked our favourites, what are yours?
A response to a concerned teacher's letter about a student who appeared to draw her mother as a pole dancer was one of the biggest hits:
"Dear Mrs Jones
I wish to clarify I am not now, nor have I ever been an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room and that several people were fighting over it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot."
Another letter, this time from a teacher to a parent home, read:
"I am assigning Alex to detention. The reason is as follows:
"Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted of one kilometre was greater than that of one mile. Every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument but your son refused to believ what I told him, offering such rebuttals as, "You're lying to the class".
Although he was correct, Alex's actions show a blatant disregard for authority and a complete lack of respect for his school. In the future, Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachers without resistance.
"Please see to it that your son understands this."
What's your favourite?