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Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 12 (Of 52)

The Huffington Post UK   Andrea Mann   First Posted: 23/03/2012 11:59   Updated: 29/03/2012 10:57

Firstly, we apologise for the lack of Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 11 (Of 52). Secondly, we hope we're making up for it by bringing you a bumper edition of quite literally funny tweets, below.

Tweets about the week's events - the Budget, the NHS bill, the Olympic torch (and kit), the reforming of S Club 7, the impending nuptials of Coren and Mitchell, Mother's Day, Tulisa's sex tape, lottery-winning bus drivers, The Hunger Games, The Apprentice - and so much more. Bees, for example.

Enjoy - and have a simply wonderful Mad Men Sunday. We'll be celebrating by chainsmoking, wearing pencil skirts and drinking ourselves into oblivion. Cheers!

Rory Bremner
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Firstly, we apologise for the lack of Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 11 (Of 52). Secondly, we hope we're making up for it by bringing you a bumper edition of quite literally funny tweets, below. T...
Firstly, we apologise for the lack of Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 11 (Of 52). Secondly, we hope we're making up for it by bringing you a bumper edition of quite literally funny tweets, below. T...
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