Could Decorating Be The Answer To The Flagging Sex Lives Of Brits?

The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 13/03/2012 17:46 GMT Updated: 13/05/2012 10:12 BST

The average Brit has sex 42 times a year, a new survey has revealed. But while some are leading lustful lives, others are spending their evenings staring into their cocoa and going to bed with nothing better than a good book.

The nation's libidos vary wildly from town to town, according to the study, with the poor residents of Ipswich faring the worst.

Dwellers of the Suffolk town clock up a measly 18 sessions in the sack per year compared to the rampant residents of Bradford, West Yorkshire, who make love an average of 66.5 times a year.

The poll of 2,000 UK residents was conducted by Dulux, which is launching a campaign to find out if the act of decorating can stimulate Britain's most sexually inactive town into more amorous action.

The paint manufacturing giant is asking for willing couples within the Suffolk area to apply for 500 litres of free red paint - enough to paint 100 bedrooms - in return for recording any change in their sexual activity over a month-long period.



Letty Edwards, UK Marketing Director of Dulux, comments: "Paint is one of the least expensive ways to transform a room, which in turn creates an emotional effect that can help improve relationships within the home. By transforming people's bedrooms and analysing the results we'll be able to show the effect the act decorating can have both aesthetically and emotionally, and remind people just how valuable a newly painted space can be."

Relationship expert Dr. Pam Spurr told HuffPost Lifestyle there could well be a link between decorating and feeling amorous: "Every aspect of our environment affects the way we feel and that includes the colours and style of our home decorating. Our surroundings can lift our mood, making us feel more positive, happy, and comfortable and that sort of psychological effect crosses into how you and your partner feel together in your personal space.
 
"Picture a dingy dull bedroom that hasn't been decorated for years contrasted with a freshly painted and nurtured room - just visualising two such rooms and you immediately imagine the different ways they'd make you feel. The first would have a negative impact and the second would give you a natural boost."


Top 10 Towns That Have The Least Amount Of Sex A Year

1. Ipswich = 18.1 times

2. Coventry = 18.8 times

3. Cardiff = 25.7 times

4. Derby = 30 times

5. Swindon = 30.8 times

6. Preston = 30.9 times

7. York = 31.6 times

8. Croydon = 32 times

9. Leicester = 32.2 times

10. Southampton = 32.9 times




Top 10 Towns That Have The Most Sex In A Year

1. Bradford = 66.5 times

2. Aberdeen = 62.5 times

3. Doncaster = 60.1 times

4. Birmingham = 57.1 times

5. Hull / Warrington = 56.3 times

6. Cambridge = 55.1 times

7. Brighton = 53.1 times

8. Middlesbrough = 52.9 times

9. Wolverhampton =  52 times

10. Belfast = 51.5 times

For those who don't fancy a red bedroom wall but do fancy more red-hot sex, we asked Dr Pam to share her top sex-life lifting tips:

Create a boudoir
Many couples wish they could have more sex and if you want to increase the frequency of sex start by thinking about your bedroom and how you can give it a seductive 'boudoir' vibe. Remember when you were first together? You made sure things were pretty perfect including having candles lit, fresh linen, soft cushions, CDs ready, etc., when your new partner was coming over. Rekindle this sense that you want things to feel special at home - at least in your bedroom.

Plan date nights
Definitely plan regular date nights that are sacrosanct. Couples do worry this will take the spontaneity out of having a romantic evening. But if you're both working - and perhaps factoring in children - if you don't get dates in your diary things may not happen at all.

Keep a pleasure chest
Keep a 'pleasure chest' handy [lockable if you have children] that's full of all the things you might need for a spontaneous evening or afternoon of lovemaking. It should contain your favourite massage oil, sensual lubricant, condoms if you're using them, erotica, a blindfold, etc. Having things ready means you're more likely to seize the moment.

Carry on flirting
Definitely keep the flirting going during the day with little messages and gifts. If you create a feel-good bubble around you, you're more likely to feel more desire.

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18:52 on 11/05/2012
I am gonna print this off so the mrs can read it, 42 times a year my ar*e.
The decorating thing could be a winner though, if i paper the walls with 20`s she might spend more time in the bedroom.
Bless her, she`s had a headache since 1986
01:31 on 30/04/2012
52 times a yeart, maybe time 4
21:21 on 21/03/2012
So an advert passed off as news..........................
22:08 on 19/03/2012
Would you agree that if Necrophilia is dead-boring,
Incest is only relatively boring?
21:18 on 19/03/2012
Normally sex is out of the question.
When the wife's got the decorators in.
21:46 on 19/03/2012
Yak, yak, yak, Honk, Poot, Gibber, Tweet.
18:54 on 11/05/2012
Quite right sir.
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20:11 on 19/03/2012
The only OIL I see, or use, goe*s in the engine of my campervan!!!! ER wots this sex thing
used for??
21:27 on 19/03/2012
"stanner",

This 'sex' thing is when the pixies from behind the skirting board come out at night and polish -up your drive shaft in preparation for the "Best Bits" competition. Some campers even had split-screen technology 50 years ago!
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22:03 on 19/03/2012
oh yes i remember it well! I would have been about 27yrs old in them days..I owned
a split screener once upon a time!! thanks for the memories!!!
20:06 on 19/03/2012
iv just decorated the whole of my house, i havent had any sex yet what am i doing wrong should i have done the neighbours house.
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20:14 on 19/03/2012
good idea
19:56 on 19/03/2012
I'm amazed to see that Ipswich tops the list of worst towns for sex because when I worked there for the old Norwich Union I found that the female employees were very forthcoming and I shagged a different one every night. Right dirty bitches some of them were too, almost as perverted as the public sector workers in that area.
19:51 on 19/03/2012
It said: "It should contain your favourite massage oil, sensual lubricant, condoms if you're using them, erotica, a blindfold, etc".

Furthermore as they mention condoms if you get easily confused regarding the similarities in sound and looks of Dulux and Durex... be very careful or you could have some very strange looking walls.... I'll say no more!
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19:41 on 19/03/2012
It said: "It should contain your favourite massage oil, sensual lubricant, condoms if you're using them, erotica, a blindfold, etc".
I don't believe it ...BLINDFOLD etc! Have paper bags gone out of fashion?
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04:02 on 10/04/2012
"Have paper bags gone out of fashion?"
Sadly, yes.
19:09 on 19/03/2012
I think the wider environment has an equal or greater influence on sex driver. By wider I mean the neighborhood.. kids kicking footballs; people banging, drilling, shouting and arguing; dogs constantly barking; chavs racing up and down the place with their stupid egotistical exhaust systems. Even with good sound insulation, it's bound to have an impact on your sex drive and general well-being. Look how calm and relaxed you are when you go on holiday and have a good night's sleep..then you come back to Britain's hellish neighborhoods and it's all you can do to drown out the urban sprawl. I'd love to live in the countryside and have huge farm, complete with fields full of local wenches. Cor blimey you don't need red paint to picture that, eh fellas..
21:55 on 19/03/2012
"stanton35686",

You could always start with a small holding and your own two acres and work your way up to a bigger spread later. Don't forget, plenty of crop rotation.
18:41 on 19/03/2012
Obviously decorating is good for the sex life; it's a very EMULSIONAL experience. If you have a particularly impressive ERECTION to handle, get a specialist in because there's a lot to get done, (get a schedule of rates), well that can be a very TENDER moment for both parties. DADOS will be extra of course and you may want your decorator to come up your back-passage to do that smelly manhole cover at the same time! Don't forget to provide the right kind of PROTECTION. When TOOLING-UP, you should consider the liklihood of 'noise and vibration' and the effect of these on your neighbours. For bespoke work you might consider hand-made flocks, so if you like a good HAND-JOB and have the cash; you could be FLOCKING all over the house!
19:02 on 19/03/2012
Don't forget, your professional decorator might insist on a small deposit before he really gets going. Resist the temptation to help him unload because you may have an accident: who's gonna sort out that mess? Very sticky indeed.
19:02 on 19/03/2012
Hahaha the best laugh in ages.
18:18 on 19/03/2012
Any correlation between those having sex and those doing DIY? For instance they could be having more sex to produce more babies, due to their religious beliefs. Indeed, all I seem to see in my area are women dressed in certain attire akin to their religion, pushing prams. It's been like this for years, too. They seem more interested in spreading their legs than communicating in English, requiring an interpreter to tender their needs - at tax payer's expense.
19:33 on 19/03/2012
How the hell have you managed to turn this rather stupid little report into a veiled bit of racism? God help us!
11:34 on 24/03/2012
"capatoro",

I can't see anything racist in what 'stanton35686' has written. No ethnic group has been identified in the text and whatever the subject group might be, 'stanton35686' reports that they 'seem' to be engaged in the activities that he mentions. Nothing that he has written contravenes the Race Relations Act 1976.

I wish someone could answer me: "Why do we need a muli-cultural society"?

As we all seem to acknowledge these days, the economy and markets are Global so don't we have a multi-cultural society any way, ie. World wide without migrants 'pooling' in areas across the Globe. They can go and be cultural in their own country of origin.

If we all travelled about like this, then no country or 'race' would have an indigenous character. There would be no 'fiery' Italiens; no tecky Germans, no Francais de la cafe societe and no reserved Swiss. Of course, a multi-cultural society stands a better chance of success if the guests of the host nation do not have a religious mandate to murder those who are not like themselves. Observe the Swiss, a good example of a multi-cultural mutually compatible mix of intelligent and rational folks. That's enough for today ....
19:53 on 19/03/2012
You from Bradford? Leicester?
21:56 on 19/03/2012
No, Manchester where we don't do this kind of s**t.
18:12 on 19/03/2012
Yawn.....The smell of paint, oil and turps..not exactly a turn on for me..