Schoolboy's Hilarious Praise For 'Awesome' School Visitor Goes Viral

16/03/2012 13:29 | Updated 22 May 2015

As praise goes, it surely doesn't come better than being described as "more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn".

That was the glory heaped by a young pupil in a letter to a local weatherman after a school visit.

In fact, the over-the-top pat-on-the-back was so hilarious that the letter has now been shared thousands of times online.

The pupil, named only as Flint, promised Albert Ramon - a weatherman for a station in Austin, Texas - a place at his top table when he becomes "supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe".

"I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story [sic] castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns," Flint wrote.

"I will personally make you a throne that is half platinum and half solid gold and jewel encrested [sic]."

The schoolboy, whose age is uncertain, proved he may have a career in creative writing ahead of him if eithermeteorology or world domination do not work out as planned.


In full praise, Flint said Ramon was more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while engulfed in flames.

The letter also includes a drawing on the reverse of a unicorn presenting an enthroned figure with the words "your doughnuts, Master".

Ramon, who posted the letter to his Facebook account, tweeted that the letter was genuine and sent with 30 others from Flint's class.

"His obviously stood out," Ramon added.

Web users have already created an artist's impression of Flint's praise for his weatherman hero, which has subsequently gone viral itself.

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