Teenage (Alien) Ninja Turtles: Michael Bay Upsets Turtles Nerds With New Film Details

Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 19/03/2012 15:38 Updated: 19/03/2012 16:25

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The release of producer Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles big-screen reboot has already been announced for December 2013.

But while you might expect fans to be happy with the news there will soon be more Turtles films to watch, more Turtles toys to buy and more Turtles-branded fast food to scarf, it turns out the fans are actually furious.

(And yes, there really are still hardcore Turtles in the world.)

So why are the fans so hot and bothered in their half-shells? Because the Transformers director has announced that the Turtles will be aliens in the new film, not mutants.

Speaking at a Nickleodeon event at the Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York, Bay said: "When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we're done with this movie.

"These turtles are from an alien race, and they're going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable."


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Aliens? Until now the Turtles were regular Earth turtles mutated into humanoids by green goo, which is what gave them their powers. For those who weren't nine years old in 1992, those powers basically comprise martial arts, the ability to make wisecracks and an obsession with pizza.

In any case, messing with one of the four words in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hasn't gone down well.

"I think Bay has long since abandoned his ability to feel shame," said Katey Rich at Cinema Blend.

Others were even more upset:


Melissa Molina
*Reads news on new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie* *Hits head against table repeatedly*


Naomi Creason
Michael Bay intent on ruining my childhood. Ninja Turtles are aliens in his reboot.


Lamenzo
They want to ruin my beloved TMNT. Piss off Michael Bay! Piss right off!

But for some the disappointment was hardly a surprise. Stu Heritage at the Guardian wrote: "The last 20 years have ensured that expectations of any new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie couldn't possibly be any lower," he said.

"And yet, thanks to a combination of Bay, (director Jonathan) Liebesman and a deliberately misunderstood origins story, it looks like we might all end up being disappointed anyway."

The movie ('Ninja Turtles') will released on 25 December 2012.

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FinalHorcrux
Just waiting for The Doctor...
04:31 on 10/05/2012
Ugh, I hate this man!
18:50 on 20/03/2012
ninja turtles-

As a fan of the original series and every series after, I feel that I have to say my piece in this. I think that many of you are being overly harsh for no reason. Michale Bay did a great job on theTransoformer movies. All three of them in fact. So why not give him a chance?

I myself am very curious to see how things will turn out.

I'm not one to stiffle a person's creative vision- in fact I encourage people to be as creative as they can. Push bounderies. Create something new and interesting.

I find that I'm looking forward to what is to come. And even if it somehow disappoints...I'll still be a fan because Ninja Turtles, regardless of their origin- Rock!
15:43 on 14/04/2012
Bay did a horrible job with the Transformers movies. The first one was decent, the second one was racist, horribly un-funny, and just horrible. Even Bay said it himself that the second one was horrible. The third one wasn't even a Transformers movie since it focused more on Sam and his life. It felt more like a chick-flick. If Bay brings his racist, un-funny jokes, and lack of talent to the turtles, he may die the day after release.
23:15 on 14/04/2012
ryan- did it ever occur to you that the reason you hate bay's films is because you lack imagination and taste?

Your so close minded that you already have a firm mindset. like i said before, bay may surprise you.
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02:39 on 20/03/2012
I just vomited in my mouth.
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Kritikos
Intelligence is not a science
00:01 on 20/03/2012
Who's gonna play April O'Neil ?
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Kimberly Owsley
Love me for who I am, not who you want me to be.
08:18 on 20/03/2012
I don't know nothing about the deets of this movie, and I wouldn't hold my breath that this would ever happen, but in my humble opinion, Scarlett Johansson would be the sexiest April evah~ But then IMHO, SJ is the sexiest everything ever, lol~
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Kritikos
Intelligence is not a science
14:33 on 20/03/2012
She would be great I'm sure; and sexy, indeed. But, '.........the sexiest everything ever,....'--I'll have to ponder that point. She's on my top 10 list, however,...:-):
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Paul Wagland
Resistance is fertile
17:45 on 19/03/2012
Why make them aliens instead of mutants? I hope it's not to dodge paying royalties to the original comic book authors.

The mutation idea was one of the coolest parts of the concept - that's how come you have Splinter (mutated rat) Bebop (warthog) and Rocksteady (rhino).