We love Alesha. We really do. She has a fantastic laugh, fantastic legs, and gives good interview.
We are at pains to point out the positives and that this is not about her as a person because we are about to comment on the dress she wore to the Britain's Got Talent press launch at London's BFI Imax earlier today (22 March).
Our friend, Ash over at Huffington Post plumped for a Britney video mashup come to life in his description - "it's part Toxic air hostess, part Me Against The Music bondage-officewear".
We're more in the "OH GOD, IT'S LIKE IF A WINDOWS DESKTOP BACKGROUND SET UP AN INTERN SYSTEM. WITH ILLUSION PANELLING." camp.
Please vote with your own opinions in our handy dandy poll: