So 27 goals in seven matches. Great day of football - and the 3pm KO time made it all the better. Hopefully your hearts have retreated back and are no longer in your mouths.
We'd like to think that wasn't a Woodgate-Real debut, and concede it was far from Ravanelli's hedonism at the Riverside in August '96. So we'll plump for Louis Saha's Man United debut - his goal was a massive deflection and his "assist" was after Niemi saved his shot for Scholes to score. Productive but patchy.
Have a great Saturday evening and we hope to do this again soon.
Full-times in the Premier League today:
Aston Villa 2-4 Chelsea
Everton 2-0 West Brom
Fulham 2-1 Norwich
Manchester City 3-3 Sunderland
QPR 2-1 Arsenal
Wigan 2-0 Stoke
Wolves 2-3 Bolton
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Manchester City 3-3 Sunderland
Could have been so much worse for City, but United can go five points ahead on Monday.
FT at Craven Cottage, the DW Stadium, Villa Park and Molineux too!
Fulham 2-1 Norwich
Wigan 2-0 Stoke
Villa 2-4 Arsenal
Wolves 2-3 Bolton
BEEP BEEP BEEP! QPR 2-1 Arsenal! Huge result for Mark Hughes' side, who have now beaten Liverpool and Arsenal back-to-back at Loftus Road.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL! FERNANDO TORRES SCORES IN THE LEAGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE AGAINST SWANSEA IN SEPTEMBER. It's Villa 2-4 Chelsea.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL Man City 2-3 Sunderland! Mario Balotelli makes it GAME ON at Eastlands. Terrific goal.
GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL Wolves 2-3 Bolton! Flick on from Kevin Doyle falls to Matt Jarvis, who gives Wolves hope.
Steve Morgan and Jez Moxey are getting what they deserve after sacking Mick McCarthy and not recruiting a sufficient replacement. Hard to blame Terry Connor. Just not cut out for it. But then, most outsiders knew that.
To clarify, here are the latest scores:
Aston Villa 2-3 Chelsea
Everton 2-0 West Brom
Fulham 2-1 Norwich
Manchester City 1-3 Sunderland
QPR 2-1 Arsenal
Wigan 1-0 Stoke
Wolves 1-2 Bolton
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLL Villa 2-3 Chelsea! The Blues regain their lead with Ivanovic's second from Torres' flick on.
And a belated GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL for Fulham 2-1 Norwich. Aaron Wilbraham scores for a relentless Canaries.
If you're superstitious, Sunderland are nicknamed the Black Cats. And City haven't been the awesome side they were in the first half of the season since they lost to today's opponents on New Year's Day...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL Everton 2-0 West Brom. Victor Anichebe hits it in off the post after good work by Steven Pienaar.
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