A snippet: People living in areas where the ban comes into force on Thursday are to be given the opportunity to surrender garden hoses at local police stations.
Ministers have opened talks with broadcasters over a programme which will find a new Downing Street adviser prepared to "think outside the usual conventions", they reported.
Youtube also got in the act with an announcement the best videos on the site would be available on DVD:
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After a week of pasties and petrol it's hard to tell just which stories in the news could be April Fools today.
We were caught out by Francis Maude's latest plan, as revealed in The Independent On ...
After a week of pasties and petrol it's hard to tell just which stories in the news could be April Fools today.
We were caught out by Francis Maude's latest plan, as revealed in The Independent On ...
A dramatic increase in the discount available to tenants buying their council homes will restore "a vital rung on the property ladder", David Cameron said...
Why oh why didn't I panic buy? I watch Britain's Got Talent! I know who Gazza is! Hell, I may never have made a purchase from Greggs but I've eaten a pasty in my time!
Many years ago I watched the Tomorrows World episode about a drought in Italy causing major concern for pasta farmers.....I was 24 before I realised spaghetti did NOT grow on bushes :/
minimemo: Many years ago I watched the Tomorrows World episode about
One April Fools Day some years ago, I had an apprentice going from dept to dept half the day looking for a 12 volt blue electric spark. Poor lad came back from the Electricians with the message they had a 12 volt pink one, and from the Engineers to tell me they had blue sparks, but only had 6volt ones, and would two of those do if tied together ?
Polarman: One April Fools Day some years ago, I had an
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