Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 14 (Of 52)

05/04/2012 13:44 | Updated 05 April 2012

We think you'll agree that there was only one person worth talking about this week. But enough about Aung San Suu Kyi - what about that Samantha Brick, eh?!

Yes, the Daily Mail journalist caused a stir this week with her Derek Zoolander-style musings on being beautiful. But you'll be delighted to know that this week's round-up of Twitter jokes is a Brick-free zone. It is also, similarly delightfully, a George Galloway- and James Murdoch-free zone. And we'll all remember where we were when we heard James Murdoch had resigned, won't we? Unlike James Murdoch.

But we digress. For here they are: a selection of some of our favourite funny tweets from the past seven days, which - bar the odd panda or hosepipe gag* - are an evergreen selection of one-liners, puns and silly jokes which should see you through the inevitable sense of self-loathing you'll feel when you wake up with a hangover on Friday/Saturday/Sunday/Monday and stuff your face with chocolate eggs. Happy Easter, everyone!

*suggestion to Edinburgh Zoo panda keepers: have you tried a hosepipe?

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