Prison Escape Fail For Ronaldo Silva After Drag Disguise Rumbled By High Heels

Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 6/04/2012 17:40 Updated: 6/04/2012 17:40

Ronaldo Silva
Ronaldo Silva as he looks normally and how he looked in his disguise

Donning a slinky lilac dress, a flowing black wig and white bra, drug trafficker Ronaldo Silva managed to slip past prison guards and make a sultry escape at Penedo jail in Brazil.

After switching clothes with his wife during a prison visit, Silva daubed red lipstick over his masculine mouth, and with a slick shave of his arms and legs proved to be a dead ringer for one of the inmates' wives.

It was only after Silva was spotted wobbling down the street in ill-fitting heels that the Brazilian was rumbled.


Ronaldo Silva made a convincing woman until he began walking in the uncomfortable heels

Just 30 minutes into the brigand's daring escape a prison officer noticed he was stumbling his way to the bus stop for in spite of Silva's dashing disguise, he failed to recognise what every woman knows: travelling in heels can be an absolute nightmare.

Silva was carted back to the prison still wearing his remarkable costume, where officers noting his long painted nails and hairless limbs, and realised the scale of the operation.

"There was a lot of preparation and premeditation involved in this," the prison's director Carlo Welber told Brazil's Globo G1 website.

His wife said that though she left the prison in her husband's Bermuda shorts and T-shirt, she didn't know why he had wanted her clothes.

"We don't believe her," the prison director added.

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David Brown1949
Not waving but drowning.
04:17 PM on 04/07/2012
Specsavers comes to mind. Should have.
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Stephen Applebaum
11:51 AM on 04/07/2012
For a moment I thought this was another Samantha Brick story.
11:43 AM on 04/07/2012
I would do her anyway :-)
12:09 PM on 04/07/2012
ewww - I wouldn't !!!!(not because I have standards) just because I would not t want to put mine any where where Wayne Rooney had been 1st
09:10 AM on 04/07/2012
He should now be castrated in order to complete the picture.
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Gavin Saunders
we only have each other
04:36 AM on 04/07/2012
It could only be more ridiculous if the prison guard had made a pass at him/her and took him in because he got knocked back.
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charles000
02:54 AM on 04/07/2012
Yikes! If this guy was a "dead ringer" for one of the wives . . . gasp.

However, having been to Brazil 4 times over the past couple of decades, I can assure you there are some fantastically beautiful women there, some of the most gorgeous on the planet.
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Nitro24uk
01:23 AM on 04/07/2012
Hell fire! There are some ugly women in Brazil.
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08:15 PM on 04/06/2012
Hmmm I wonder why all those POWs locked up in some WW2 stalag whot not , didnt think of this weeze ? They might have at least made it past the gate .
07:26 PM on 04/06/2012
There was a film made in the 80's about someone who managed to pull this sort of stunt off -can't remember the name of the film though...
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07:49 PM on 04/06/2012
its his wife who was dumb. what was she thinking showing up there with platform heels SMH! . This is hilarious , he looks pizzed off on that picture. He looks biracial black+white mix.
06:16 PM on 04/06/2012
i thought he was in the miss universe contest