Boris Johnson: Zombie Apocalypse Threat Downgraded From Severe To Substantial

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 16/04/2012 13:09 Updated: 16/04/2012 13:12

Boris Johnson has sought to reassure Londoners that he is taking every effort to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse.

The mayor made the promise during a wide-ranging question and answer session on the Mumsnet website on Monday afternoon.

Asked what preparations he had made for an attack of the undead he replied: "All I can say that we are making every effort to ensure that the Zombie Apocalypse does not happen, and certainly not during the Olympic and Paralympic Games."

"I am told by the security services that the risk of the Zombie Apocalypse and indeed all other disasters has been downgraded from severe to substantial."

He added: "But we are never complacent."

Boris also apolgised to Mumsnet users for his unkempt appearance, pledging to make sure his wild hair did not ruin the Olympics, even if zombies did not.

"I apologise for any scruffiness and am grateful to an assortment of hairdressers/barbers for their efforts," he said.

"If spared by the electoral reaper I promise to be as tidy as I can possibly be for the Olympics."

For more coverage of the London Mayor elections click here.

FOLLOW UK POLITICS

Boris Johnson has sought to reassure Londoners that he is taking every effort to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. The mayor made the promise during a wide-ranging question and answer session on t...
Boris Johnson has sought to reassure Londoners that he is taking every effort to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. The mayor made the promise during a wide-ranging question and answer session on t...
 
 
  • Comments
  • 33
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Post Comment Preview Comment
To reply to a Comment: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to.
View All
Favorites
Recency  | 
Popularity
Page: 1 2  Next ›  Last »  (2 total)
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
09:56 AM on 04/19/2012
it might be worth having a non anglo free zone in one of our english s.eastern counties,for say 10 years,once the 10 years has expired,see if innovation and happiness has improved,crime gone down,less single parent mothers,more care for ones neighbours,and so on
07:44 PM on 04/17/2012
Boris only needs to go back to his grave and the worry will be over.
04:44 PM on 04/17/2012
Zombie Apocalypse, what's that? Is it the number of MP's that will get in free to the Olympic's.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
ccraiglamont
Sometimes funny, other times...not!
02:04 PM on 04/17/2012
I hope his plan is better than " I'm going down 'The Winchester'!"
I'm sharpening my entrenching tool already.... although I struggle to tell the difference between a smackhead and a zombie, so I best not use it unless one of them actually tries to bite me instead of selling me a big issue or asking for a fag. (I don't smoke, so go away!)
11:24 AM on 04/17/2012
Better known as Anne Widdecombe's night out.
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
07:33 AM on 04/17/2012
the london zombie's will dutifully vote in livingstone or johnstone on may 3rd
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
meemie777
12:55 AM on 04/17/2012
WTH IS A Zombie Apocalypse ?????
joemaf21
Help others no matter the cost
12:56 AM on 04/17/2012
when zombies wipe out most of humanity, and only pockets of survivors remain,
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
meemie777
05:28 AM on 04/17/2012
OOHHH, OMG I need to take caution:-))
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
collectsrocks
It's good to be good & nice to be nice
12:39 AM on 04/17/2012
Oh my, I had no idea the threat of zombies was such a problem in the UK. I feel grateful I live in the USA where so far we have no immediate risk of a zombie apocalypse. However, often in the USA electronic road signs warn us: "CAUTION: ZOMBIES AHEAD SPEED LIMIT 30 MPH."
11:49 PM on 04/16/2012
My goodness 33 comments generated on this!
11:28 PM on 04/16/2012
That should be Thursday May 3 for Polling Day, sorry folks.
This comment has been removed.
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
08:18 PM on 04/16/2012
Will people voting in the mayoral elections be provided with a box on the ballot paper which reads "None of the above"?
This comment has been removed.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Philduck
05:25 PM on 04/16/2012
That is just daft.
The vamoires killed all the zombies!
05:18 PM on 04/16/2012
Zombie Apocalypse? The Undead?
Whatever are they on about?