PMQs Sees Cameron Struggling For A Pen And A Voice

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 18/04/2012 13:21 Updated: 18/04/2012 14:40

Well what do you know, a PMQs followed some unemployment statistics that weren't bad for the government! And David Cameron wasn't going to let those watching forget it. Ed Miliband had only asked his first question - about the 50p tax rate - before the PM was on his feet, leaping down Miliband's throat and castigating him for not asking about unemployment.

It set the tone for half an hour which offered a possible foretaste of the weeks and months to come - with David Cameron on the defensive from all sides, including two unwelcome interventions from the coalition backbenches.

Throughout Ed Miliband's questioning the PM managed to avoid answering any of the questions, jabbing his finger at Miliband in response, telling the Labour leader what his questions should have been.

It's normal for prime ministers to dodge questions but rarer for them to get annoyed that the questions aren't the ones they'd rather answer.

About halfway through Ed Miliband's questions Cameron's pen ran out. The PM furiously scrawled it on his papers briefly, before giving up and tucking the pen away in his suit jacket.

This came just as Ed Miliband was claiming "the prime minister talks rubbish, as always," a bit scornfully. It wasn't a particularly stellar performance from Miliband, either, but he can at least be credited for mastering the art of getting to the ends of his sentences in one go despite Tory barracking.

And his branding of the fallout from the Budget as an "omnishambles" (charity tax, pasty tax, caravan tax, church tax) is a view no doubt shared by some on the government benches.

Miliband did manage to get the questions back onto 50p tax at the end of his exchanges with the PM, who once again refused to answer and just accused Labour of introducing the top rate of tax a month before a general election they knew they were going to lose, which was a good line much appreciated by Tory backbenchers.

The Commons at PMQs is now so constantly noisy even chief monitor John Bercow has given up trying to get people to be quiet, most of the time, and it's not clear that Cameron performs particularly well in this new, noisier chamber.

A question from Lib Dem Stephen Gilbert on the pasty tax (on which he'll likely rebel later in a Budget vote) saw Cameron struggling to be heard amid Labour cheers of glee at this overt coalition crack.

Perhaps it was all getting to the PM, because by the time perennial irritant Tory Douglas Carswell stood up to ask whether the PM has really been bullied about by civil servants in Whitehall - something a lot of people are starting to think is true - Cameron just snapped back that Carswell needed to get a sense of humour. Physician heal thyself!

George Galloway had his first moment on his feet at the very end of PMQs, starting off with: "As I was saying, Mr Speaker," which is a bit of a recycled Ken Livingstone gag. Galloway asked the PM to consider withdrawing from Afghanistan, and while Cameron was respectful to begin with, the PM began to lose his rag even as he continued with his response.

Ed Balls wanted to get the PM to hang around on a point of order but Cameron was already on his way out of the Commons and wasn't about to turn around. It just seemed that Balls wanted to have his own version of PMQs, which tells you an awful lot about Balls. Nobody was particularly impressed, including, one suspects, Ed Miliband.

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Well what do you know, a PMQs followed some unemployment statistics that weren't bad for the government! And David Cameron wasn't going to let those watching forget it. Ed Miliband had only asked his...
Well what do you know, a PMQs followed some unemployment statistics that weren't bad for the government! And David Cameron wasn't going to let those watching forget it. Ed Miliband had only asked his...
 
 
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icini
07:24 on 19/04/2012
What a choice.. a union selected twit, a tory toff or a liberal who is fixated on an EU superstate. 3 main parties who only select MPs who will put party before people. If this is truely the best we can do there is no hope. We need to get rid of them all and start again with real people who have experience of proper work and life. Vote every chance you get, for new parties or independent MPs and councillors, even spoil your ballot. These idiots have been taking turns at ruling us for over 100 years and they still get it wrong. Time for a new start.
08:54 on 19/04/2012
Very true, the great British public still have the blinkers on regarding the game that is played in Parliament. And be led up the proverbial garden path and vote Tory in 2015 when everything is suddenly rosy again.
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07:07 on 19/04/2012
PM savaged on caravan tax

TOM NEWTON DUNN, Political Editor Published: Today at 01:40 DAVID Cameron was last night reeling from a Tory revolt — over a “caravan tax”. REBEL Coalition MPs will try to vote down the Pasty Tax
Pasty march on Bakers’ Street Rebellion threat on charities tax Air ambulance under threat It’s Granny Tax number two Churches’ fury at ‘stealth tax’ The Budget announcement slapping VAT on static holiday homes was opposed by 16 of his MPs in a Commons vote.
Mr Cameron was buffeted from all sides during a stormy Commons session over the stealth raids in George Osborne’s Budget.
The rebel Coalition MPs who defied the Government on the pasty tax included an ex-aide to the PM.
But enough MPs remained loyal for it to pass by 295 votes to 260.

The VAT hike will add £7,000 to the price of the average static holiday home, which sells for £35,000.
Douglas Carswell, Tory MP for Clacton, said: “Who do you think this measure will affect most, the people who holiday in the smarter parts of the Mediterranean? Or ordinary families in places like Clacton?”
“Will the PM listen to our pleas and think again about this tax which will cripple an already suffering industry?”
Leading the pasty revolt, Lib Dem Stephen Gilbert told the PM: “There is no VAT on caviar yet the Government is proposing VAT on the Cornish pasty.”
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17:02 on 19/04/2012
..and on top of all that'..This lousy Coalition are denying some kids free school meals' as the parents go over the limmit by just one pound'...Trivial' some people might say?...But not to thousands of struggling families already having to cope with wage-freezes'Benefit Caps' etc...
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01:42 on 19/04/2012
Britain politically can be generally classified as a basket case. Ireland and the USA too.

Canada is different because we have seemingly unlimited resources.

Whoops. Turns out Big Oil (like Shell, BP and EXXON) lied through their teeth about that one. We're out of conventional oil when we were supposed to have hundreds of years of supply..
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22:03 on 18/04/2012
k. Ignorant Canadian here. Does PMQ mean the Prime Minister of Britain MUST "answer" any and all questions once a week or whenever? Mr. Galloway is a singleton MP, I think, and he gets to pose a question?

If so, this is waaaay better than what we've got in Ottawa.
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tc-byrne
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22:12 on 18/04/2012
Well thats the idea, but these are politicians we're talking about you ever known one who anwsers a question.
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22:26 on 18/04/2012
Real Speakers would stand up and insist on it.
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tc-byrne
Victoria Concordia Crescit
23:40 on 18/04/2012
No Richard me old mate, that wont do at all, this is british politics the Opposition Leader ask the first question, the PM stands up and barates the OL and is party for being totally useless the OL does the same to the PM and so it goes on, the speak of the house is there to keep order and announce the questioner, but he's to busy keeping the benches in order to worry about the PM anwsering a question, besides if the PM was to anwser the OL question the house would fall silent and the OL would be so stunned he wouldn't be able to carry on, the questions the PM anwsers are ones from is own party and all the question are submitted to the PM beforehand, a real sight to behold, like to rival teams playing in the final anything goes,
Ok get the gist of it, all the best.
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00:02 on 19/04/2012
Thanks, tc. I gave my head a shake and feel okay.
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tc-byrne
Victoria Concordia Crescit
21:40 on 18/04/2012
The two dickheads in the picture holding the hands out, the perfect double act the laurel & hardy of politics. Looks like they've just finish a dance routine.
And galloway with afghani rant waster.
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casual agent
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00:21 on 19/04/2012
As apposed to Dumb & Dumber'..Dave & Georgie Boy'...and that Dick-Spanner Frankie Maude' giving out dangerous advice'Lance Corporal Jones'..Don't Panic..Don't Panic..lol
20:37 on 18/04/2012
Completely agree on how shambolic the House is becoming - very poor effort from Bercow. However, not since Blair's heady days of spin have I seen a Labour leader rattling out sound bite after sound bite in blind response to the inconveniently accurate answers from the PM. And Ken, Ed? What about Ken?
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21:01 on 18/04/2012
"inconveniently accurate answers"?? 0/10...I'm no expert but I suggest you watch PMQ's again and try for a slightly different conclusion.
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Lord Elpus
If you're going through hell, keep going
00:31 on 19/04/2012
Better idea - yYOU watch them again, this time without blinkers
00:46 on 20/04/2012
Cameron got a bit of a working over, difficult for him to defend bad decisions and policies on this occasion
17:59 on 18/04/2012
I would like to see at least one PMQ's where the opposition decided not to ask any questions and then announce they have taken this inaction as Dave has yet to give an answer to any of the questions they have asked...

They should also stop the 'Would my Right 'Honorable' friend like to congratulate etc' because these are not questions, but mearly an opportunity for Dave to make some party political statement....
17:53 on 18/04/2012
CaMoron bahaving like the silly little Schoolboy that he is!
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casual agent
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20:32 on 18/04/2012
As usual...eh?
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ccraiglamont
Sometimes funny, other times...not!
16:43 on 18/04/2012
What a shambolic disgrace the house is becoming, no-one shows either spine or dignity and alternative policies and approaches from Labour (haha... don't get me started on this bunch, who have prospered well following TBs coup of 1994) are as rare as rocking horse pooh!
Jim Callaghan was slaughtered as a Prime Minister when the records show he made a decent fist of trying to bring the economy under control, Millibland and (no)Balls should take a look at how politicians of the past behaved and earned the titles Honourable Members of Parliament!
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Ben Wilson
Might as well laugh while you still can.
16:34 on 18/04/2012
With that title I thought he was taxing the Eastenders Omibus, and thats why it's stopping! Well I didn't but at this late stage it wouldn't surprise me. Before you know it it will be law to wear a pedometer and we'll be taxed on how much we are wearing away public footpaths.
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Hugh Albert
Moderation in somethings
16:11 on 18/04/2012
It is as old as the hills; you answer the question you wanted to be asked, and then you castigate the questioner for not asking it.
It works. Sometimes.
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mokgee
Sabu.Satsang, Samsara, Solitude...
15:06 on 18/04/2012
There they all are ripping each other to pieces like wild dogs. None of them are good enough to run Britain, only a complete change wiil do that. They are stuck in regression of sameness, their rhetoric is identical as they interchange governments. And still the right decisions are not being mentioned..Immigration EU alliance, the abuse on all our institutions by Europe, and all other immigrants is out of control. It is for these reasons that there has been a radical change to our NHS, because of the insustainability due to foreign abuse, which nobody in their right mind dare deny..Jobs, Housing, overpopulation and much much more..Change for goodness sakes no matter who, is our only alternative....
14:57 on 18/04/2012
(charity tax, pasty tax, caravan tax, church tax) is ANOTHER JOKE. SHAME THERE IS NO U TURN TAX. WHATS NEXT BEDROOM TAX ? SIMON COWEL WOULD PAY WELL THEN EH!.
WHAT A LOUSEY/ MIXED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN, TORIES GRASPING AT STRAWS BY TAXING ANY THING THEY CAN THINK UP.DAVID CAMERON (OR IS IT D BABOON.)
FLAT TWO FACED / LIEING / CHEATING / THIEVING / JUMPED UP LITTLE PRATT.
THINKS HES STILL AT SCHOOL, THE PUPPETS >>> LIB DEMS, HA HA HA WHAT A JOKE THEY ARE
.LABOUR NO BACK BONES. THEY SHOULD ALL CHANGE THEIR COLOURS TO YELLOW STREAKS ON THEIR BACKS ALL OF THEM. YOU PARASITES ARE NOT FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY ! BUT ALL FOR YOUR SELF. EVERY SUBJECT SHOWS MORE OF YOUR TRUE COLOURS. CMON ENGLISH PEOPLE KICK THEM OUT. WHERES GUY FALWKS? BY THE WAY MY DOUGHNUTS ARE WARM TODAY YOU WANNA TAX EM. ? GROW UP YOU PARASITES. GET A LIFE.
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Hugh Albert
Moderation in somethings
16:14 on 18/04/2012
What a pathetic rant!
Apart from spewing bile, what was the point of it?
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