Eric Joyce: I've Been In 100 Fights And Never Lost A Single One

Posted: 23/04/2012 14:36 Updated: 23/04/2012 14:37

The MP convicted of assaulting fellow politicians in a House of Commons bar has admitted to being involved in around 100 fights in his life, and boasted that he's never lost a single one.

Eric Joyce was suspended from, and later quit, the Labour Party after a fight in which he head butted Conservative MP Stewart Andrew and attacked several others.

He was given a 12-month community order and a fine of £3,000 by Westminster Magistrates' Court in March, as well as a ban from entering pubs and licensed premises for three months.

Following his conviction he expressed his "personal shame" at his actions and apologised to those he had hurt.

However in an interview with the Mail on Sunday, Joyce recounted the attack and gave readers lessons in how to best perform a headbutt.

"I saw red. I thumped them with my fist and my head – not with massive viciousness, just enough to sting them," he said.

"They were quite genteel people. It was more like me marauding. It wasn’t a fight, it was me on the rampage."

The former Army officer had some advice for people looking to take matters in to their own hands as he had: "You aim for the bridge of the nose because it is very soft. Then hit them. Just a couple of times."

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The MP convicted of assaulting fellow politicians in a House of Commons bar has admitted to being involved in around 100 fights in his life, and boasted that he's never lost a single one. Eric Joyc...
The MP convicted of assaulting fellow politicians in a House of Commons bar has admitted to being involved in around 100 fights in his life, and boasted that he's never lost a single one. Eric Joyc...
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beenzrgud
Can't say what I'd like to here.
03:33 PM on 04/25/2012
100 fights and never lost one, this guy sounds like a typical bar-room boaster. Most people like him are all mouth, and most hard men are wise enough to keep their mouth shut and save it for when it's needed.
01:54 PM on 04/24/2012
Lovely man and a fine example to would-be rioters everywhere!
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Nathan0316
TrueBlueTory Age quod agis
01:08 AM on 04/24/2012
This is the kind of person we elect to Parliament? I weep for my country, I truly do...
12:23 AM on 04/24/2012
And I thought all the thugs were in the police...
09:27 PM on 04/23/2012
Typical Labour MP, knows he's in the wrong but refuses to resign. No honour, no sense and no support, the only thing he deserves is a year in prison.
12:18 AM on 04/24/2012
Typical Labour?
or typical Politician?
your comment implies that politicians in the wrong should resign??
Or, is it just Labour politicians?
08:40 PM on 04/23/2012
If he stands as an independant for the "Nut a Half Witted Posh Prat Party" he would be elected by a landslide!
08:28 PM on 04/23/2012
This thug is still my MP, he has not yet resigned despite being ejected from the Labour Party. It is unbelievable that he can continue even as an independent MP!
03:20 PM on 04/23/2012
A little dissapointing really, this type of yobbish bravado.
If a youth on a rough estate came out with this ...there would be shouts for a custodial sentence...this man need help.