Britain's Got Talent Review: Talent In a Tin Hat With Dalek Impersonator Martyn Crofts (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 05/05/2012 22:02 Updated: 05/05/2012 22:19

Britain's Got Talent hit a new high this week with a Dalek impersonator bidding to impress Simon et al with his rendition of King of the Road - with only a saucepan by way of a prop, in an act he's been perfecting for 20 years.

Walliams was suitably impressed, saying: "For me the star of the show was the saucepan, it's obviously a good one, non-stick."

And Alesha admitted she enjoyed it, which she said confused her. Through he went.

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Another unlikely triumph was that of Gatis, stand-up comic from Latvia - "are you well? no, you're not, you're a person." Simon decided this was so bad, it was good, and through he went.

The week's opening act saw the judges head outside to watch a bunch of synchronised swimmers, who, it turned out, had performed at Walliams' wedding. Simon decided they were "a human aquarium", and through they went.

Other acts bidding to impress the panel included a contortionist, two drag queens and a Michael Jackson impersonator. Magic acts didn't seem to do very well this week, with buzzers being pressed with abandon.

And then the judges decided who was going through, in an excruciating session which saw several heartbroken contestants kicked to the kerb.

This week's contestants in action...

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08:14 AM on 05/07/2012
What a crap series this is turning out to be. "Synchronized Drowning" what next.
11:04 PM on 05/06/2012
The guy who was supposedly booter off for beimg on the voice in sothern Ireland is covered now as the said tonight someone would come back on the final as a wild card.
06:08 PM on 05/06/2012
NO YOU DONT! its appalling. what is happening to this country. AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH. oh yeah and I forgot to say in my last comment Simon Cowell is a bellend.....defo
05:31 PM on 05/06/2012
Well if you wont post my full comment all I can say is "whats happened to freedom of speech" I aint shoutin FIRE in a crowded theatre. saturday evening primetime entertainment has become a travesty, a sad indictment on an intellectually impoverished nation. Dumbing down is nowhere near the mark
03:14 PM on 05/06/2012
I knew there was a reason I've never watched the programme! It's rubbish!
12:33 PM on 05/06/2012
'A man speaking like a dalek, a smash hit'. On which planet did you watch this? It was embarrasing. The judges knew it, the audience new it, the viewers knew it. A funny act at tea break in a factory rest room.
11:23 AM on 05/06/2012
As others have said Mr saucepanhead was amusing and I don't deny he made me giggle, but that was due to something I didn't expect. In reality how many times can you do that without it becoming a bore...er about once. I'm sure he's a nice guy, like many of us, but to be allowed to go through by the "judges" is just plain silly and takes away a place for others with a real ability to entertain. Can one imagine HRH and family, or anyone else come to that, enjoying that as a pinnical of someones entertainment nadir at a star studded show. Can you imagine after being entertained by some great talent we next get a guy with a saucepan on his bonce walking around with a semi singing voice like a Dalek giving a rendition of King Of The Road wanting to e-x-t-e-r-m-i-n-a-t-e everyone...come one. At least Mr Cowell will make lots of wonga out of it he's no fool. Actually so will Ant & Dec plus the others, hmm hey i've got a footpump I wonder if I could.... er maybe not.
10:57 AM on 05/06/2012
I'm shocked at some of the acts that have gone through, there were some that were far better suited, the show needs variety..................but the lady that did the Anne Robinson impressions was rejected and the guy with the the gold all in one suit rubbish went through!! Sorry BGT a big mistake and has shown us that they have favourites to win and by putting these horrendously bad acts in they are shortening the odds for the people they want to win..................after all it will earn them more money.............shame on you
10:50 AM on 05/06/2012
show should be called im an e/u citizen so im british with no talent .
10:23 AM on 05/06/2012
Man copies Darlek voice.........amusing maybe but how many times do we have to see that before it becomes a bore.......I think once was enough. He should carry that saucepan down the pub and he'll get loads of laughs there, depending of course how late in the evening and how many pints have been drunk.
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10:18 AM on 05/06/2012
The guy with the suacepan on his head did a rendition of a "song" using a dalek voice. Funny for about 3 seconds then got repetitive and boring.The latvian "comic" was embarrassing not funny. There was very little talent shown. Too much time is devoted to the new edict "flit from contestant to contestant interspersed with longer shots of the judges." The show has become more about Simon Cowell and his loved up sycophant David Walliams, the other two accolytes are there to provide background shots only. The BGT format has run its course. It is no longer entertaining. It is tired and jaded. Sad for me to say this because it was always a highlight of my Saturday TV viewing but it's gone to the dogs, literally some might say.
09:58 AM on 05/06/2012
The dalek's a one trick pony with poor script, the woman impersonator had several voices with a funny script. It makes no sense that she was rejected, one of the few acts with any actual talent. Enjoyed the dalek, funny unexpected novelty act, will go down well at Skipton carnival, but "Anee Robinson" could have performed for the queen. Stupid decsion. Fat opera singer should win it, awesome voice, going to be a "big" star!
09:04 AM on 05/06/2012
For the first time ever since it started..we didn't watch it..we could not face the long,drawn out adverts :( probably didn't miss much anyway.
08:24 AM on 05/06/2012
BRITAINS GOT TALENT,A GERMAN TRYING TO SING IN A HOME MADE WEIRD COSTUME,A MAN FROM LATVIA SPEAKING IN BROKEN ENGLISH WHICH WAS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND,JOKES THAT WERE NOT FUNNY .SO IT CERTAINLY IS NOT BRITAIN AND VERY LITTLE TALENT.
08:03 AM on 05/06/2012
Last years contest was awful, the judges were lousy. How the blonde woman kept her place on the panel is beyond me. The live shows were emabarassing. There were a few good acts, but the we got a bloke who could pop his eyes out, once you've seen that to one song, you've seen it to every song, this is something you should do down the pub to make your mates laugh, its not an act. Then there was a bouncy, bubbly woman at the keyboard, looked like a lovely lady, but again, once you've seen it, thats it.

So I hoped this year, with Mr Cowell back in situ we wouldn't get any more of this rubbish...........a man puts a pan on his head and talks with a dalek voice.........was it 4 yes's? he certainly got through anyway, and to the live shows. The clue is in the title 'talent'. Millions of people can do silly voices in one form or another, but I wouldn't call them talented. Its just something quirky and amusing at a wedding night do or something.

Please tell me it will improve, this can't be the limit of Britains talent?