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10 New Careers For Nicolas Sarkozy

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: 08/05/2012 16:24 Updated: 08/05/2012 16:48

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Spare a thought for poor Nicolas Sarkozy. One moment, he was the French president with a supermodel wife. The next, he was an ordinary, incredibly rich Frenchman with a supermodel wife.

So what should Monsieur Sarkozy do next? We've got a few ideas...

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  • Roadie for Carla Bruni

    If she's going to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9252345/Carla-Bruni-Sarkozy-to-resume-singing-career.html" target="_hplink">resume her music career</a>, she's going to need someone to carry her guitars, non?

  • Tourist guide

    Because Monsieur Sarkozy is, after all, very, very good at <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/pics-of-sarkozy-pointing" target="_hplink">pointing at things</a>.

  • Professional Pepe Le Pew impersonator

    "Ladies of France - let us make beautiful musique togezzer!" *Ladies of France run away*

  • Professional gurner

    The Gallic shrug. The 'bof!' face. He can do them all!

  • Research subject for the Sorbonne

    Its psychology department would surely leap at the chance to find out more about the Napoleon complex.

  • Side table

    He's exactly the right height - though you may be liable to lose things in his hair.

  • Launch the 'Get Cosy With Sarkozy' range of duvets

    Because some advertising slogans just <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isW9Lpeuibw" target="_hplink">write themselves</a>.

  • French border control officer

    Nothing's more likely to keep foreigners out than our petit Rottweiler here!

  • Rock star

    Not just because he can work the crowds, but also because France hasn't produced a rock star since Johnny Hallyday. GET ON IT, FRANCE.

  • Hat

    If people accuse you of being two-dimensional, why not play to your strengths?

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10:14 PM on 05/08/2012
Standing in on the Ex-Factor for Simon Cowell, while Simon has another enema with Dannii the bidet & Tulisa the mouthwash!
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07:31 PM on 05/08/2012
I can think of 7 straight off the top of my head, all involve Snow White in the straring role
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