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David Cameron's Texts To Rebekah Brooks: 'Keep Your Head Up'

The Huffington Post UK  |  Posted: 09/05/2012 17:03 Updated: 09/05/2012 17:11

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As surely as a loaned police horse bolting after the stable door's been closed, the text exchanges between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have started to leak.

The main revelation so far - apart from the fact that the pair signed off texts to each other with "the friendly ‘x’ preferred by many habitual phone texters" (copyright: the Daily Mail) - is that Dave apparently told Rebekah to "keep her head up".

That's right. "Keep your head up". And just to prove it, take a look below at the shocking exchanges we obtained from David Cameron's phone* (no hacking required):

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*Note: We would like to point out to our lawyers that this is obviously satire, as David Cameron clearly uses a BlackBerry, not an iPhone

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As surely as a loaned police horse bolting after the stable door's been closed, the text exchanges between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have started to leak. The main revelation so far - apart ...
As surely as a loaned police horse bolting after the stable door's been closed, the text exchanges between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have started to leak. The main revelation so far - apart ...
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11:43 PM on 05/10/2012
I think rather than keep her head up she needs to desperately keep her head down
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