Leaving aside the fact that we are trapped in an office where the air conditioning oscillates between Arctic wind and swamp-like muggy heat (currently it's Arctic wind) and therefore not kindly disposed towards anyone enjoying a nice holiday, doesn't Denise Van Outen look nice in her green bikini?
Next time Denise, if you could just pop us an invite in the post we'll be able to take the photos ourselves and save a bit of time. We're excellent company and really good at making cocktails from the remains of a minibar too so it's a win-win situation...
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