Oh dear. Perhaps we should be more careful what we wish for.
Only a few days ago we were running around like toddlers at Christmas raving about Twitter's latest literary hashtag, #LessInspiringBooks.
'Give us more erudite trending games about books!' we implored the Twitter gods.
Well, they've answered - and you'd best get ready to cringe.
#FightingWriters is not, as we first thought, a round up of literary bruisers but a punning game. Hence 'J K Brawling' and 'J R You Tolkien To Me?'.
The game began with relative corkers like these before going rapidly downhill from there...
Brace yourself - here's a round up of our favs:
sir sillius sodus
Cosy Fan Tootie
Zardoz the Destroyer