Following the news that Chelsea football club has been outbid for Battersea Power Station by Malaysian developers, we can now exclusively reveal their plans for the iconic British landmark:
Kenneth Clarke reacts to the cricket, or possibly <em>The Voice</em>.
Sebastian Coe realises with horror that the Olympic torch is, in fact, meant to be on a road somewhere between Chester and Stoke-On-Trent.
Angela Merkel shows the Polish prime minister what she'd like to do to the Greeks.
Eva Longoria suddenly remembers that she's left the iron on.
Olly Murs, John Bishop, Bradley Walsh, and Peter Reid enjoy the huge balls on page 3 of <em>Soccer Aid</em> magazine.
Paloma Faith gets so hungry on a gig that she eats her microphone.
Labour finally gets its <em>Top Gun</em> moment.
Katie Price poses with style, as always.
Robert Pattinson. What a muppet!
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