Jessica Wright from TOWIE has released a music video. Here are our (very scientific) findings...

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1. Good to see The Chuckle Brothers are earning a crust again (0.11 secs)

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2. Boots in Marbs were all out of waterproof mascara (0.20 secs)

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3. Come in Melanie Sykes, your time is up (0.28 secs)

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4. She can't dance (0.30 secs)

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5. Neither can The Chuckle Brothers (0.30 secs)

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6. She can't mime either (nice gnashers, though) (0.34 secs)

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7. This is the first time the rhyming couplet of 'tiaras' and 'raras' has ever been committed to recorded sound. And the last. (0.39 secs)

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8. And cuuuuuuuue.... air punch. Oh (0.40 secs)

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8. She's performing in a club called Sleek. CALL THE ADVERTISING POLICE! (0.45 secs)

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9. She forgot to pack her 'Jimmys' (0.51 secs)

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10. Dance All Night? Errrm, we'll sit this one out thanks, love

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