Here are a couple of things you might want to bring next time you hit the beach: a swingball set, a volleyball net, a football, a frisbee and an industrial digger and a massive roll of fabric.
Why an industrial digger and a massive roll of fabric? Well, as you can see from this exceptionally fun video above, it turns out holding onto a giant roll of wet cloth as you're spun around and around and around by a Caterpiller 323D is really rather smile-enducing.
Our next suggestion? Taking bulldozers and getting them to dance for our pleasure on the sands. Can somebody get on this? Thanks awfully.
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Big Sur, California
Big Sur is the region of central California where the Santa Lucia Mountains rise out of the Pacific Ocean. The <a href="http://www.hikinginbigsur.com/hikes_mcwayfalls.html" target="_hplink">80ft</a> tall McWay Falls is one of the most recognized areas of Big Sur, and one of the <a href="http://www.livingwilderness.com/waterfalls/mcway-falls-stormy.html" target="_hplink">few</a> waterfalls that pours directly into the Pacific.
Marie-Galante, Guadeloupe
Marie-Galante is a Caribbean island located in the archipelago of Guadeloupe. The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie-Galante" target="_hplink">island</a> is 61 square miles, with 12,000 people living on it.
Fiji
Fiji is an archipelago consisting of over <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji" target="_hplink">300</a> islands in the South Pacific Ocean. This photo captures the solitary beauty of a beach in the Yasawa Islands.
Punalu'u Beach, Hawaii
Punalu'u Beach, also known as Black Sand Beach, is composed of black basalt sand, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punaluu_Beach" target="_hplink">formed</a> from volcanic lava. Many <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/30/13-endangered-animals-of_n_513650.html" target="_hplink">endangered species</a> are known to frequent the beach, including Hawksbill Turtles and Monk Seals.
Elafonisos Island, Greece
Elafonisos Island was once a <a href="http://www.greecetravel.com/peloponessos/elafonisos/index.htm" target="_hplink">peninsula</a>, so the land that separates it from the Peloponnese is not very far beneath the surface, giving the waters their striking blue color. The population is scarcely over <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elafonisos" target="_hplink">300</a> in the winter, but the height of summer can bring more than 3,000 tourist visitors a day.
Phi Phi, Thailand
The Phi Phi Islands surged in popularity when its second largest island, Ko Phi Phi Lee, was used for the location of the film, <em>The Beach</em>. Unfortunately, the tsunami of December 2004 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Phi_Islands" target="_hplink">destroyed</a> nearly all of the main island, most of which has now been restored. This photo shows the relaxing Maya Bay, in Ko Phi Phi Lee.
Mindoro, Philippines
Mindoro is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindoro" target="_hplink">seventh-largest</a> island in the archipelago of the Philippines, which is made up of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines" target="_hplink">7,107</a> islands. This image displays the stunning sands of White Beach in Mindoro's Puerto Galera municipality.
Prince Edward Island
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Riviera Maya
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Negril Jamaica
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Belle Mare, Mauritius
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Santa Rosa Beach, Fl
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Copacabana Brasil
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Flamenco Beach Puerto Rico
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Pacific Palisades, CA
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Esterillos Oeste - Costa Rica
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Patricia Beach
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St Maarten
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Scilla, Italy
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Tulum, Mexico
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Bartolome Island, Galapagos Islands
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St Johns, VI
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Yokohama Bay, Oahu, Hawaii
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Haena Beach Kauai Hawaii
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Haena Beach Kauai Hawaii
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St Johns, VI
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The Baths At Virgin Gorda
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Highway One
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Trunk Bay, St. John USVI
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WaterSound Beach near Santa Rosa Beach in the Beaches of South Walton county, Florida
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Esterillos Oeste - Costa Rica
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Cinque Terre, Italy
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Brandons Beach, Barbados
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Highway One
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Bermuda
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Blue Mountain Beach, Florida (Beaches of South Walton)
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Moshup Beach
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Santa Rosa Beach, FL
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Negril, Jamaica
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Turks and Caicos
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laguna beach at montage resort, california
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Hanauma Bay Hawaii
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Balos Beach
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East Coast, Mauritius
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Vieques, Puerto Rico
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Blomidon, Nova Scotia
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North Carolina Outer Banks
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San Pietro In Bevagna, Puglia, Italy
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Florida Keys
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laguna beach, ca
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North Carolina Outer Banks
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Huffington Post UK | By Alastair Plumb Posted: 25/06/2012 12:21 Updated: 25/06/2012 12:44