Our mother taught us never to cry wolf, so maybe someone should try telling Chris Brown that?

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The singer has posted this photo of himself as road kill on Twitter, as he plays dead next to a car.

And no, we have no idea why either.

Meanwhile, Chris and fellow rapper Drake have been offered $1m (£641,000) each by a boxing promoter to fight it out in the ring following their alleged brawl in a New York club.

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Bar brawl: Chris Brown and Drake

Damon Feldman told the New York Daily News: "Obviously they have a grudge. It's just three one-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt."

He even wants Rihanna - who the boys are believed to have fought over - to act as a sexy ring girl, holding up the score sign.

"I'm 99.9% sure she'll say no. But I can guarantee you, if the fight happens, she will be watching," he said.

Eva Longoria's ex-husband, Tony Parker, is suing the nightclub where the brawl took place for $20m after he had to have eye surgery to repair a corneal laceration he suffered as a result of the fight.

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