There are many, many, many idiots out there in the internet - idiots who are happy enough to bungee jump off a block of flats on camera, to headbutt trampolines, to light fireworks under their groins as they balance between two cars.
But still, despite the web offering up really rather a lot of examples of fireworks and the like being exceptionally dangerous in the wrong hands, the idiots continue to play with them for the sake of YouTube glory - and it's time this madness stopped. Well, for a little while, anyway.
So to call a temporary moritorium - if that makes sense - on all fireworks-related fails, here's the ultimate fireworks fail supercut from the fellows over at World Wide Interweb, a 146 second deluge of skin-burning wonderment that stands as a warning for anyone who fancies attaching firecrackers to their mates' legs while their asleep.
And for more supercuts that won't necessarily make you wince in pain, here are some of our favourite ever for you below - enjoy!
'Not In Kansas Anymore' Supercut
For a list of the movies included, go here: fourfour.typepad.com
'It's Gonna Blow!' Supercut
'I Could Tell You But I'd Have To Kill You' Supercut
'IT'S SHOWTIME!' Supercut
List of films: www.pajiba.com
'You Look Like Shit' Supercut
Mirror Scare Supercut
Another horror cliche ripped apart. List of flicks is in the original blog post: fourfour.typepad.com
Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie
Created by Oliver Noble for filmdrunk.uproxx.com
'We've Got Company!' Supercut
'You Can't Park Here' Supercut
Created by Oliver Noble for FilmDrunk.com.
'Let's Enhance' Supercut
'Get Out Of There!' Supercut
List of films: www.pajiba.com
'Blah Blah Blah' Supercut
Women In Labour Supercut
Pulp Fiction Swearing Supercut
Don Draper Saying 'What?' In Mad Men Supercut
The Silence Supercut
Click the "CC" closed captioning button in the lower right corner of the video to see the movie titles.
When Animals Attack Supercut
Over 100 films altogether. See film list here: dinosaurboner.wordpress.com
The Movie Alphabet Supercut
Michael Bay Epic Spinning Shot Supercut
The US State Capitals Supercut
'Sit Down And Shut Up' Supercut
Sit down and shut up... 70 times. Turn on closed captioning to see the movie titles.
Rapper Spelling Bee Supercut
Created by Jason Newman for Slacktory.
'What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Stronger' Pop Song Supercut
Star Wars: The Force Supercut
Movies That Mess With The Studio Logo Supercut
Face Punch Supercut
Rolling Tumbleweeds Supercut
A supercut commissioned by the Columbus Museum of Art. www.columbusmuseum.org Music by Joel Robson. joelrobson.bandcamp.com
Fantastic Film Flattery Supercut
20 Movie Characters Screaming 'NO!' Supercut
Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit Supercut
Cage Rage. Montage of Nic freaking out. Full film list here: www.pajiba.com The Cage himself talks about this video in this interview: www.screenjunkies.com
160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
158 Movie Trailer End Title Animations
James Bond Movie Titles Supercut
All of the Bond Movies in sequence of release chronologically.
The Wilhelm Scream Supercut
Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken
Created by Oliver Noble for FilmDrunk.com, source link:filmdrunk.uproxx.com
Kristen Stewart Biting Her Lower Lip Supercut
Movie Titles In Movies Supercut
Movie Titles in Movies Supercut: Part Deux
Sam Rockwell Dancing Supercut
3D In 3D In 3D Supercut
The list is available in subtitles - "CC" button.