Ali Spagnola describes herself as a "drinking composer with a music problem", which makes sense considering she's written a song that features 91 synonyms for for word 'drunk' that lasts just one minute.

Called, appropriately enough, Synonyms For Drunk, it's sung with an acoustic guitar accompaniment - and, by the end of it, chances are you won't want to drink anything for a good long while.

For more of her oddball drinking songs, check out Ms. Spagnola's 'Power Hour' LP, available at all websites that happen to have this as a URL: powerhouralbum.com.

Oh, and if you want to know all the lyrics, head thisaway. And if you like the song really rather a lot, you can pay to download it on iTunes. So there you go.

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