You know that feeling when you look at the radio, and you can't quite believe what you just heard - you must have just heard it wrong... but then it comes round again, and yep, you got it right the first time.
Nikki Minaj may have contributed her fair share of poetic prose
Music is a forgiving medium - give anything a good beat and a lulling melody and the words don't really matter, until you see them written down.
Here's a roll-call of some of the most ridiculous and nonsensical lyrics as voted for by 2,000 dance and electronic fans in a recent poll conducted by music festival GlobalGathering... what's your favourite, and what have we missed?
Here's the top ten, in reverse order, but there are loads more out there, waiting to be named and shamed....
10. Audio Bullys - Snake - 2%
Joint 8. Azealia Banks - 212 - 3%
Joint 8. Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer - 3%
7. The Tamperer feat. Maya - Feel It - 4%
6. Taio Cruz - Troublemaker - 5%
5. Nicki Minaj - Starships - 8%
4. Tinie Tempah - Pass Out - 9%
3. Venga Boys - Up and Down - 12%
2. Scooter - Nassaja - 14%
1. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps - 22%