The question is, what do you do next? Wait for EL James to write another book? Buy yourself a set of whips and chains? Wait around for a neurotic, big-hearted billionaire to pick you up in his helicopter and whisk you off to his beautifully-decorated sex chamber?
We've got a simpler solution - enter our competition to win a specially selected collection of novels that (gasp) did the whole erotic-story-thing before Fifty Shades Of Grey was a twinkle in your Mum's eye.
The books in this list range from modern romp-fests with premises just as juicy and ridiculous as 50 Shades, to classics of erotic fiction that caused a stir in their own day.
To have them in time for your summer holidays, simply visit and join the HuffPost UK Culture Facebook page, then click on the 'WIN STUFF' tab.
What you can win: