Ever wondered how to succeed at internet dating? BBC New Comedy Awards finalist Mark Restuccia explains all in his new show at this year's Fringe. But we managed to drag him away from dating sites for long enough to do our Edinburgh Q&A...
Pitch your Edinburgh show in 25 words or less.
A stand-up show about my 10 years' experience of internet dating. Includes tips for the internet dating layperson, which may or may not be useful.
Your best Edinburgh moment?
When I discovered the place that does them pork and stuffing bap things.
And your worst?
Realising where I was staying was a half-hour's walk from everything.
You've got one hour free in Edinburgh - what do you do?
Go and watch someone who's completely nuts.
Which Edinburgh landmark/venue/place would you give a five star review to?
The pork and stuffing bap place what I was banging on about earlier.
Give us a secret Edinburgh tip!
Nobody actually really cares how you're show is going - especially other comedians.
Deep-fried haggis or deep-fried Mars bar?
Haggis. I'm not an animal. Mind you, neither is haggis, is it?
Kilt or trousers?
Trousers. I'm not an animal. Wait - wrong tagline! I'm not a Scotsman.
Arthur's Seat or Arthur Smith?
Arthur Smith. If I don't say that, I might be in trouble for some reason. Is this a trick question?
Complete this sentence: “In Edinburgh, I will be mainly...
...trying not to stay out until 5am every morning.
Mark Restuccia's new show, How to Succeed at Internet Dating is at 21.30 at the Gilded Balloon at Third Door, 1-27 August. Find out more and book tickets here.