Ever wandered through the park and wondered how you could get a bunch of geese to stop making that rather unsettling honking noise? Wonder no more!
After much painstaking research into the topic, we've discovered - via YouTube - that you simply bellow, "Quiet!" at them. And that seems to do the trick.
Unfortunately, it seems the effect only works for a couple of seconds, and then they all kick off again. So to silence geese over a prolonged period, you'd probably have to keep shouting out six or seven times a minute throughout the entire day.
Having weighed it all up, it's probably not worth the bother, is it?
Still, while you're here, we wonder if we can interest you in a lovingly-put-together slideshow gallery of cute geese? Do take a browse...
Cute Gosling Video #1
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Cute Gosling Video #7