Dearest readers, feast your eyes on Louis Tomlison's body as he poses topless in a picture with girlfriend Eleanor Calder.
The 20-year-old One Direction singer and his lady were holidaying in St Tropez. Lucky for some.
The smoking hot pair stood side-by-side showing off their enviable, well-sculpted bodies. Eleanor rested her hand on her man's chest, making her the envy of women everywhere.
As far as boyfriends go, we think it's safe to say that Eleanor's on to a winner. The boybander regularly treats the 20-year-old model to all sorts.
For her birthday Louis splashed out on a huge fairytale-inspired, Disney birthday cake complete with mini Louis and Eleanor. Adorable.
And if that wasn't enough, the singer casually got Rihanna to take some time out from holidaying to wish Eleanor "Happy Birthday".
But just when we got our hopes up, it turns out the pic was a fake. Oh how we wept.