To all those who say 'There's no shame in winning a bronze medal', we say: you're right. Unless you're collecting one while wearing a pair of extremely revealing shorts:
Yes, spare a thought for the proud and quite literally upstanding member of the US Olympic rowing team, Henrik Rummel. He's the one second in on the left, in case you hadn't noticed.
The moment was captured by Getty, posted on Reddit with the caption "One US rower was particularly excited by his Bronze medal", and went all over the interwebs, of course (heck, there's even a video of it). And it's finally led to Rummel himself trying to clear things up.
Posting on Reddit under the name Rummelator (we see what he did there), he wrote: "This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."
There you go, indeed. Don't worry, Henrik. We're proud of you, your country's proud of you and from the looks of it, Little Henrik's proud of you, too. Hurrah!
Bravo to the people of Great Bradley in Suffolk!
Princess Anne gives David Cameron the 'loser' sign. No wonder the Queen looks awkward.
Amazing that he is still able to play, despite having no eyes, ears... or other facial features.
A scene on the volleyball court. Who says sport and media don't mix?
David Cameron calls an emergency Cabinet meeting to discuss Olympic strategy.
MI5's latest recruits are spotted 'incognito' at the equestrian event, and promptly sacked.
Tom Daley may have missed out on a medal, but he <em>does</em> have a pair of Danger Mouse pants and thus is, in fact, one of life's winners.
Team GB diver Sarah Barrow is mortified by the colour of her teammate's nail varnish.
David Cameron: highly uncomfortable when faced with a pretty lady. Although not as uncomfortable as...
...this poor gold medallist.
Words fail us. Also: Camilla.
Bored during a preliminary football game, David Beckham and Prince William entertain themselves with a 'stretch face-off'.
Basketball - our favourite non-contact sport.
David Cameron is snapped practising ahead of his next game against Barack Obama.
Don't worry, he <em>is</em> a physio.
All that hard work going into photo opps, and this will, of course, be the one lasting image we'll all remember from the London 2012 Olympics. Ah well. It's the British way!